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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,333rdSafest: 1,426thHealthiest Citizens: 1,658th
The Compact of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Unity. Balance. Virtue.
Archpriestess Sachi Darányi
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Good

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Telros

Population32.118 billion

CapitalÚrvacsora
LeaderArchpriestess Sachi Darányi
FaithSacerdotium

CurrencyForint
AnimalBarlangi Szalamandra

The Compact of Telros is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Archpriestess Sachi Darányi with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 32.118 billion Telrosians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Úrvacsora. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Telrosian economy, worth a remarkable 5,666 trillion Forints a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,430 Forints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Archpriestess Sachi Darányi to meetings with foreign heads of state, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, there's stiff competition in the medical marketplace, and grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Telros's national animal is the Barlangi Szalamandra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sacerdotium.

Telros is ranked 82,314th in the world and 26th in Gholgoth for Rudest Citizens, with 56.12 Insults Per Minute.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,333rdSafest: 1,426thHealthiest Citizens: 1,658thHighest Economic Output: 1,676thLargest Populations: 1,924thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,743rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,847thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,975thLargest Mining Sector: 4,021stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,254thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,122ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,715thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,812thSmartest Citizens: 7,276thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,865thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,435thHighest Average Incomes: 9,574thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,691stMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,588thTop
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Most Cultured: 12,916thLargest Governments: 13,369thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,886thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,721stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,264thMost Developed: 20,037thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,616thMost Influential: 22,726thMost Inclusive: 23,729th
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Most Pacifist: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Telros lodged a message on the Gholgoth Regional Message Board.
  • : Telros was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive and Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Telros, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
  • : Following new legislation in Telros, there's stiff competition in the medical marketplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Telros, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers.
  • : Following new legislation in Telros, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Archpriestess Sachi Darányi to meetings with foreign heads of state.
  • : Following new legislation in Telros, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
  • : Following new legislation in Telros, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'.
  • : Following new legislation in Telros, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.
  • : Following new legislation in Telros, where your food came from is an unknowable mystery.

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