by Max Barry

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Most Armed: 5,015th
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
For The Telonsivian Commonwealth
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Telon-Zaoin Romania

Population3.703 billion

LeaderKing Adi Valerius
FaithRomanian Chrilerism

CurrencyTelonsivian Dollar
AnimalZaoin Eagle

The Kingdom of Telon-Zaoin Romania is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Adi Valerius with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.703 billion Telonsivians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 23.8%.

The strong Telon-Zaoin economy, worth 231 trillion Telonsivian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 62,465 Telonsivian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Telon-Zaoin Romania's national animal is the Zaoin Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Romanian Chrilerism.

Telon-Zaoin Romania is ranked 24,672nd in the world and 5th in Future Earth for Largest Black Market, with 6.98 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Armed: 5,015th
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the region

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