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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,878thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,768thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,816th
The Allied States of
Left-Leaning College State
Vodkavia (Vodkaw) is the great TV
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Telepato

Population626 million

CapitalNew Vodkaw

CurrencyTacos
AnimalTV

The Allied States of Telepato is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 626 million Mexican Wallbuilders enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Vodkaw. The average income tax rate is 55.6%.

The powerhouse Telepatoan economy, worth 43.3 trillion Tacos a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 69,218 Tacos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, and giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Telepato's national animal is the TV, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Telepato is ranked 71,059th in the world and 1st in Sole nation Allianz for Most Avoided, scoring 33 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 10,768thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,816thNicest Citizens: 12,913thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,341stMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,724thHighest Drug Use: 13,738thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,788th

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