by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,431st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,364th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,777th
The Great Telderi Reijch of
Father Knows Best State
Telders Shall Rise Again!
Chancellor Leon Altimari
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population1.839 billion

LeaderChancellor Leon Altimari

CurrencyTelderi Mark
AnimalTelderi Reijch Eagle

The Great Telderi Reijch of Telders is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor Leon Altimari with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.839 billion Telderi are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zoroholt. The average income tax rate is 82.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Telderi economy, worth 274 trillion Telderi Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 149,187 Telderi Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, and an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Telders's national animal is the Telderi Reijch Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Telders is ranked 154,050th in the world and 7,894th in The North Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -19 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,431stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,364thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,777thHealthiest Citizens: 7,150thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,650thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,922ndTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 8,542ndMost Corrupt Governments: 9,460thLargest Governments: 9,801stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,088thMost Efficient Economies: 10,705thMost Developed: 10,914thSafest: 11,707thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,770thHighest Average Incomes: 12,739thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,803rdMost Subsidized Industry: 12,879thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,694thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,295thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,277th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 155th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 221st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 301st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 358th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 414th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 420th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 428th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 480th in the regionLargest Governments: 505th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 532nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 548th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 618th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 623rd in the regionSafest: 628th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 633rd in the regionMost Developed: 654th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 720th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 816th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


View Forum posts