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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,472ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 24,077thLargest Retail Industry: 25,114th
The Federal Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Para nuestro país que consideramos sagrado
Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Telaholoyan

Population383 million

CapitalMéxico

Currencypeso
Animalgolden eagle

The Federal Republic of Telaholoyan is a huge, safe nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, digital currency, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 383 million Telaholoyani are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of México. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.8%.

The powerhouse Telaholoyani economy, worth 30.0 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 78,313 pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 290,527 per year while the poor average 14,848, a ratio of 19.6 to 1.

Even God cannot save you in Telaholoyan, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, and Telaholoyan has designated México as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Telaholoyan's national animal is the golden eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Telaholoyan is ranked 143,187th in the world and 5,309th in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,565.9 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,472ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 24,077thLargest Retail Industry: 25,114th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 458th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 678th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 696th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 773rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 813th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 865th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1,007th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,049th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Telaholoyan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Telaholoyan changed its national capital to "México".
  • : Following new legislation in Telaholoyan, Telaholoyan has designated México as its capital city.
  • : Following new legislation in Telaholoyan, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
  • : Following new legislation in Telaholoyan, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • : Telaholoyan was reclassified from "Right-wing Utopia" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Telaholoyan, even God cannot save you in Telaholoyan.
  • : Following new legislation in Telaholoyan, Leader's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht.
  • : Telaholoyan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Telaholoyan, Telaholoyani politicians are often described as having more style than substance.

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