The Queendom of Tel Quarris is a massive, safe nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, ubiquitous missile silos, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.182 billion Tel Quarrisians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Tel Quarrisian economy, worth 86.9 trillion scales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,502 scales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, home renovation projects take decades to complete, prices for nearly everything reach all-time highs as business tax breaks are discontinued, and blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tel Quarris's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Tel Quarris is ranked 18,239^th in the world and 15^th in The Amaranthine Isles for Most Secular, with 65.51 Atheism Rate.