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Largest Publishing Industry: 536thMost Cheerful Citizens: 584thBest Weather: 672nd
The Shadow Lands of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Raise your Sword Skyward! For Power, Wisdom & Courage!!
Ganondorfus the Dark Overlord
Influence
Handshaker
WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Tekopolis

Population15.633 billion

CapitalGanondorfia Prime
LeaderGanondorfus the Dark Overlord
FaithHylian

CurrencyGold rupee
AnimalGiant dodongo

The Shadow Lands of Tekopolis is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ganondorfus the Dark Overlord with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, soft-spoken computers, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.633 billion Tekopolinisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ganondorfia Prime. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tekopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 3,300 trillion Gold rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 211,143 Gold rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, Ganondorfus the Dark Overlord's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Ganondorfus the Dark Overlord, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tekopolis's national animal is the Giant dodongo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hylian.

Tekopolis is ranked 216,086th in the world and 13th in Hyrule for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -316.39 on the Hayek Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 536thMost Cheerful Citizens: 584thBest Weather: 672ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 789thHealthiest Citizens: 843rdMost Developed: 858thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,028thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,037thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,218thMost Cultured: 1,249thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,333rdSmartest Citizens: 1,439thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,491stMost Pacifist: 1,903rdTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2,533rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,626thSafest: 2,698thMost Efficient Economies: 2,716thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,806thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,393rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,480thLowest Crime Rates: 3,514thMost Inclusive: 3,614thHighest Economic Output: 3,701stLargest Governments: 4,185thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,279thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,312thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,320thHighest Average Incomes: 5,423rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,495thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,569thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,188thTop
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Largest Populations: 12,689thMost Influential: 12,769thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,340thMost Secular: 15,510thLeast Corrupt Governments: 16,281stMost Stationary: 16,322ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,134th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tekopolis, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Tekopolis, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Ganondorfus the Dark Overlord.
  • : Tekopolis was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Tekopolis, Ganondorfus the Dark Overlord's speeches are beloved by insomniacs.
  • : Following new legislation in Tekopolis, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in Tekopolis, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were.
  • : Following new legislation in Tekopolis, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Tekopolis, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in Tekopolis, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views.
  • : Following new legislation in Tekopolis, posters on 'Tekopolisian Values' advise against being proud of Tekopolis.

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