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Largest Publishing Industry: 534thMost Cheerful Citizens: 536thBest Weather: 767th
The Shadow Lands of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Raise your Sword Skyward! For Power, Wisdom & Courage!!
Ganondorfus the Dark Overlord
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Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Tekopolis

Population13.932 billion

CapitalGanondorfia Prime
LeaderGanondorfus the Dark Overlord
FaithHylian

CurrencyGold rupee
AnimalGiant dodongo

The Shadow Lands of Tekopolis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ganondorfus the Dark Overlord with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, digital currency, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 13.932 billion Tekopolinisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ganondorfia Prime. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tekopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,915 trillion Gold rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 209,288 Gold rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tekopolis's national animal is the Giant dodongo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hylian.

Tekopolis is ranked 4,200th in the world and 3rd in Hyrule for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 8,167.2 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 534thMost Cheerful Citizens: 536thBest Weather: 767thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 802ndHealthiest Citizens: 917thMost Developed: 947thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,155thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,193rdMost Cultured: 1,272ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,375thSmartest Citizens: 1,461stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,478thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,518thTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,129thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,567thMost Efficient Economies: 2,574thNicest Citizens: 2,599thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,267thSafest: 3,375thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,395thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,486thHighest Economic Output: 3,864thMost Inclusive: 3,897thLowest Crime Rates: 4,107thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,200thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,273rdLargest Governments: 4,788thHighest Average Incomes: 5,344thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,804thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,497thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,878thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 8,761stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,037thMost Influential: 12,533rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,593rdLargest Populations: 13,418thMost Secular: 14,322ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,640th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tekopolis, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in Tekopolis, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.
  • : Following new legislation in Tekopolis, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
  • : Following new legislation in Tekopolis, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
  • : Following new legislation in Tekopolis, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks.
  • : Tekopolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Tekopolis, senior executives have become freelance basket-weavers in search of less stress and better work-life balance.
  • : Following new legislation in Tekopolis, there's no representation without taxation.
  • : Following new legislation in Tekopolis, economists claim no news is good news.
  • : Following new legislation in Tekopolis, Tekopolinisians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.

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