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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 602nd Most Influential: 1,043rd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,174th
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The Republic of Teknikerland is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.317 billion Teknikers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 52.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Teknikerlandian economy, worth 452 trillion Derps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 136,511 Derps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Teknikerland, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', and Teknikers are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Teknikerland's national animal is the Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Teknikerland is ranked 83,492nd in the world and 4,062nd in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 721.05 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 602ndMost Influential: 1,043rdTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,174thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,577thMost Inclusive: 6,908thMost Secular: 7,129thTop
Most Developed: 8,984thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,251stMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,453rdNicest Citizens: 9,718thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,467thHealthiest Citizens: 11,343rdHighest Poor Incomes: 11,476thMost Cultured: 11,784thSmartest Citizens: 12,200thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,754thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,931stMost Pacifist: 14,112thHighest Average Incomes: 14,350th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 94th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 279th in the regionMost Influential: 353rd in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 393rd in the regionMost Secular: 400th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 416th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 459th in the regionMost Developed: 461st in the regionMost Stationary: 493rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 520th in the regionNicest Citizens: 524th in the regionMost Cultured: 544th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 550th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 564th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 579th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 586th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 602nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 608th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 609th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 705th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 707th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 716th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 726th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 734th in the regionMost Pacifist: 748th in the region

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