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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,308th Most Ignorant Citizens: 12,299th Most Authoritarian: 12,599th
The People's Country of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Dnalsteklof ryts nenrab hco anronnivk hco nennäm.
Netkavlekcyn Kire
Influence
Superpower
When the founder is lazy
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Tekirlemmih

Population6.997 billion

CapitalNedatsarots
LeaderNetkavlekcyn Kire

CurrencyAtulav
AnimalRujd

The People's Country of Tekirlemmih is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Netkavlekcyn Kire with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.997 billion Tekirlemmians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Spirituality, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nedatsarots. The average income tax rate is 13.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Tekirlemmian economy, worth 268 trillion Atulavs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 38,318 Atulavs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, Tekirlemmih has designated Nedatsarots as its capital city, Netkavlekcyn Kire has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Tekirlemmih's national animal is the Rujd, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tekirlemmih is ranked 65,448th in the world and 2nd in Regionless Nation for Most Pacifist, with 81.57 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,308thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 12,299thMost Authoritarian: 12,599th

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