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Most Inclusive: 384th Most Developed: 482nd Largest Agricultural Sector: 485th
The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
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Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Tekeristan

Population6.939 billion

CapitalFerrum
LeaderVictor Dinescu

CurrencyKurró
AnimalRiver Otter

The Republic of Tekeristan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Victor Dinescu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.939 billion Tekeris are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ferrum. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Tekeristanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,789 trillion Kurrós a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 257,871 Kurrós, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime is totally unknown. Tekeristan's national animal is the River Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Tekeristan is ranked 29,085th in the world and 2nd in Realism and RP for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,188.8 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Inclusive: 384thMost Developed: 482ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 485thHighest Poor Incomes: 547thMost Compassionate Citizens: 618thLongest Average Lifespans: 624thHealthiest Citizens: 677thNicest Citizens: 711thMost Cultured: 717thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 746thLeast Corrupt Governments: 787thSmartest Citizens: 848thMost Scientifically Advanced: 916thSafest: 942ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,136thMost Secular: 1,227thMost Pacifist: 1,347thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,565thLowest Crime Rates: 1,603rdBest Weather: 1,790thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,869thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,918thLargest Governments: 1,963rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,336thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,605thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,874thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,043rdMost Rebellious Youth: 3,175thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,789thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,246thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,416thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,685thMost Efficient Economies: 4,985thHighest Economic Output: 5,899thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,456thTop
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Most Influential: 11,713thMost Income Equality: 15,411thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,971stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,790th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tekeristan, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in Tekeristan, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community.
  • : Following new legislation in Tekeristan, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Tekeristan, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Tekeristan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Tekeristan, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Victor Dinescu's questionably sane new coalition partners.
  • : Following new legislation in Tekeristan, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Tekeristan, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Tekeristan, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality.
  • : Following new legislation in Tekeristan, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.

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