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Most Inclusive: 370th Largest Agricultural Sector: 389th Highest Poor Incomes: 560th
The Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Strong and united, our democracy shall stand.
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Tekeristan

Population6.368 billion

CapitalFerrum
LeaderVictor Dinescu

CurrencyKurró
AnimalRiver Otter

The Republic of Tekeristan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Victor Dinescu with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.368 billion Tekeris enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ferrum. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Tekeristanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,598 trillion Kurrós a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 251,097 Kurrós, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, and children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school. Crime is totally unknown. Tekeristan's national animal is the River Otter, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tekeristan is ranked 50,873rd in the world and 6th in Realism and RP for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Most Inclusive: 370thLargest Agricultural Sector: 389thHighest Poor Incomes: 560thMost Developed: 562ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 633rdHealthiest Citizens: 695thNicest Citizens: 705thMost Cultured: 733rdLongest Average Lifespans: 737thLeast Corrupt Governments: 863rdSmartest Citizens: 876thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 904thMost Scientifically Advanced: 913thSafest: 1,262ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,448thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,550thMost Pacifist: 1,579thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,711thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,851stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,900thMost Secular: 2,004thLargest Governments: 2,244thHighest Average Incomes: 2,455thBest Weather: 2,569thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,854thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,249thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,724thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,899thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,086thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,887thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,056thMost Efficient Economies: 5,096thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,590thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,294thHighest Economic Output: 6,623rdTop
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Most Influential: 11,596thHighest Drug Use: 14,413thMost Income Equality: 15,381stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,620th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tekeristan, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school.
  • : Following new legislation in Tekeristan, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers.
  • : Following new legislation in Tekeristan, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
  • : Tekeristan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Tekeristan, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Tekeristan was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Tekeristan, Victor Dinescu's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Following new legislation in Tekeristan, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Tekeristanian language.
  • : Following new legislation in Tekeristan, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare".
  • : Following new legislation in Tekeristan, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.

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