The Armed Republic of TehUnitedStates is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by George Washington with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.394 billion TehUnitedStatesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient TehUnitedStatesian economy, worth a remarkable 8,341 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 372,490 Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,052,684 per year while the poor average 34,222, a ratio of 60.0 to 1.

Mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, TehUnitedStates's nuclear power is imported from neighbouring countries, and museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin. Crime is totally unknown. TehUnitedStates's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

TehUnitedStates is ranked 314,303^rd in the world and 11,789^th in Balder for Highest Average Tax Rates, with -0.87 Effective Tax Rate.