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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 197thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 369thHighest Crime Rates: 378th
The Bat Spellers of
Capitalizt
typo.
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Teh south pacific

Population24.288 billion

CapitalTeh south pacific City

Currencytypo
Animaltypo

The Bat Spellers of Teh south pacific is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 24.288 billion Teh south pacificians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teh south pacific City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Teh south pacifician economy, worth a remarkable 4,498 trillion typos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 185,227 typos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,712,993 per year while the poor average 1,947, a ratio of 879 to 1.

Monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Teh south pacifician citizenship in droves, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, and immigrants who don't like the taste of Teh south pacifician Turnip Chips are immediately deported. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Teh south pacific's national animal is the typo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Teh south pacific is ranked 239,802nd in the world and 1st in Teh South Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -44.83 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 197thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 369thHighest Crime Rates: 378thMost Armed: 594thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 715thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 771stLargest Gambling Industry: 781stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 819thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 878thMost Avoided: 1,175thFattest Citizens: 1,205thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,503rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,540thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,763rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,920thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,145thTop
5%
Highest Economic Output: 2,510thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,220thLargest Populations: 4,660thRudest Citizens: 5,046thLargest Mining Sector: 5,559thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,625thLargest Retail Industry: 6,753rdHighest Average Incomes: 8,393rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,826thTop
10%
Nudest: 12,383rdMost Efficient Economies: 12,759thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,849thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,387thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,520thHighest Drug Use: 16,492ndMost Pro-Market: 16,585thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,233rdLargest Black Market: 19,274thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,063rdSmartest Citizens: 22,685th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Teh south pacific's influence in Teh South Pacific rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : Teh south pacific's influence in Teh South Pacific fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Teh south pacific was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Teh south pacific was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Teh south pacific was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Teh south pacific was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombified and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Teh south pacific was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Survivors and the Top 10% for Most Dead.
  • : Teh south pacific was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Teh south pacific was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Teh south pacific was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.

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