The Rogue Nation of Teglea is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its soft-spoken computers, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 574 million Tegleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 23.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Teglean economy, worth 46.6 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 81,214 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Tegleans any less frightened, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, and the Teglea Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Teglea's national animal is the pup, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Teglea is ranked 53,115^th in the world and 1^st in Red Front for Most Avoided, scoring 18.98 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.