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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 21st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 48th Largest Black Market: 48th
The 32 billion inhabitants of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Ominum Castrum Tenemus
Leader
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Teebeestroika

Population32.152 billion

CapitalTeebeestroika City
LeaderLeader
FaithLeader-worship

Currencytriganic pu
Animalleft-handed haggis

The 32 billion inhabitants of Teebeestroika is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 32.152 billion Teebeestroikans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Defense, with Environment, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teebeestroika City. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Teebeestroikan economy, worth a remarkable 6,111 trillion triganic pus a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 190,093 triganic pus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign governments regularly accuse the Teebeestroikan military of war crimes, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, and illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Teebeestroika's national animal is the left-handed haggis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Leader-worship.

Teebeestroika is ranked 151,667th in the world and 1st in Teebeestroika for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 2.93 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 21stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 48thLargest Black Market: 48thMost Ignorant Citizens: 84thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 91stMost Subsidized Industry: 99thMost Primitive: 122ndMost Corrupt Governments: 167thLargest Populations: 611thHighest Economic Output: 834thFattest Citizens: 945thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,045thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,223rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,272ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,395thMost Avoided: 1,527thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,972ndMost Conservative: 2,070thMost Authoritarian: 2,092ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,542ndNudest: 3,886thLargest Governments: 4,788thMost Extreme: 4,989thHighest Average Incomes: 6,282ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,756thMost Income Equality: 6,959thTop
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Most Secular: 9,593rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Teebeestroika was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 5% for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, foreign governments regularly accuse the Teebeestroikan military of war crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp.

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