by Max Barry

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Most Subsidized Industry: 56th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 69th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 72nd
The 30 billion inhabitants of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Ominum Castrum Tenemus
Leader
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The 30 billion inhabitants of Teebeestroika is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, compulsory vegetarianism, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 30.34 billion Teebeestroikans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teebeestroika City. The average income tax rate is 90.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Teebeestroikan economy, worth a remarkable 4,649 trillion triganic pus a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 153,251 triganic pus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common, the eerie remains of the final shuttle mission orbit in silence as a sober reminder of the abandoned space program, and the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Teebeestroika's national animal is the left-handed haggis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Leader-worship.

Teebeestroika is ranked 165,568th in the world and 5th in Sals Realm II for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -17.89 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 56thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 69thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 72ndLargest Black Market: 80thMost Ignorant Citizens: 281stMost Corrupt Governments: 340thFattest Citizens: 390thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 611thLargest Populations: 648thMost Primitive: 793rdLargest Mining Sector: 853rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 878thMost Avoided: 896thHighest Economic Output: 1,216thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,221stMost Conservative: 1,272ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,979thMost Authoritarian: 2,786thHighest Crime Rates: 3,586thMost Devout: 4,021stNudest: 4,149thMost Extreme: 7,333rdTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 8,427thLargest Governments: 10,819thHighest Average Incomes: 10,863rdHighest Poor Incomes: 15,320th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, the eerie remains of the final shuttle mission orbit in silence as a sober reminder of the abandoned space program.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, rural citizens live in terror of their local village constable.
  • : Teebeestroika changed its national nation type to "30 billion inhabitants".
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, rap artists are regularly arrested for promoting extremist groups.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, clothed men and nude women illustrate the stark contrasts in the nation's equality laws.

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