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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 25th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 62nd Largest Black Market: 66th
The 31 billion inhabitants of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Ominum Castrum Tenemus
Leader
Influence
Hegemony
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Teebeestroika

Population31.42 billion

CapitalTeebeestroika City
LeaderLeader
FaithLeader-worship

Currencytriganic pu
Animalleft-handed haggis

The 31 billion inhabitants of Teebeestroika is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.42 billion Teebeestroikans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Environment, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teebeestroika City. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Teebeestroikan economy, worth a remarkable 5,630 trillion triganic pus a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Furniture Restoration and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 179,205 triganic pus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Piracy is the nation's most popular pastime, the eerie remains of the final shuttle mission orbit in silence as a sober reminder of the abandoned space program, builders across Teebeestroika are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and Teebeestroika has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Teebeestroika's national animal is the left-handed haggis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Leader-worship.

Teebeestroika is ranked 189,159th in the world and 2nd in Sals Realm II for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 0.94 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 25thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 62ndLargest Black Market: 66thMost Subsidized Industry: 73rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 130thMost Corrupt Governments: 219thMost Primitive: 272ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 335thFattest Citizens: 358thMost Devout: 477thLargest Populations: 634thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 938thHighest Economic Output: 955thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,057thMost Avoided: 1,140thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,054thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,134thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,011thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,332ndMost Authoritarian: 4,318thNudest: 4,885thLargest Governments: 5,843rdMost Conservative: 6,090thHighest Average Incomes: 7,559thMost Extreme: 8,879thTop
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Most Income Equality: 15,127th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, Teebeestroika has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, builders across Teebeestroika are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, the eerie remains of the final shuttle mission orbit in silence as a sober reminder of the abandoned space program.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, piracy is the nation's most popular pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, it's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, Leader's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Teebeestroika at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, caroling is considered a public disturbance.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters.

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