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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 44th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 67th Largest Black Market: 73rd
The 30 billion inhabitants of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Ominum Castrum Tenemus
Leader
Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Teebeestroika

Population30.86 billion

CapitalTeebeestroika City
LeaderLeader
FaithLeader-worship

Currencytriganic pu
Animalleft-handed haggis

The 30 billion inhabitants of Teebeestroika is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, fear of technology, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 30.86 billion Teebeestroikans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teebeestroika City. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Teebeestroikan economy, worth a remarkable 5,221 trillion triganic pus a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Uranium Mining and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 169,205 triganic pus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences, many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward, all transmission towers have been temporarily diverted in order to establish dialogue with a comet, and the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Teebeestroika's national animal is the left-handed haggis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Leader-worship.

Teebeestroika is ranked 163,649th in the world and 4th in Sals Realm II for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 10.71 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 44thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 67thLargest Black Market: 73rdMost Subsidized Industry: 81stMost Ignorant Citizens: 181stMost Corrupt Governments: 268thMost Primitive: 326thFattest Citizens: 356thLargest Populations: 624thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 667thMost Devout: 881stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 930thHighest Economic Output: 1,023rdMost Avoided: 1,148thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,158thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,306thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,029thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,620thMost Authoritarian: 2,907thLargest Mining Sector: 4,015thNudest: 4,402ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,032ndMost Conservative: 5,615thMost Extreme: 6,771stLargest Governments: 7,373rdTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 8,504thMost Income Equality: 15,130th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, all transmission towers have been temporarily diverted in order to establish dialogue with a comet.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Teebeestroika at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Teebeestroika City to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, women who miscarry have their death-masks displayed in the Wax Museum's "Sociopaths and Serial Killers Exhibit".

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