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Largest Gambling Industry: 895th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 932nd Rudest Citizens: 1,131st
The Mongoosarchy of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Meatballin'
Influence
Hegemony
Chief Methhead
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Tee Googly Coffee Me

Population6.831 billion

CapitalFuzzyTaco
LeaderFierybreadsticks
FaithPat Toomey

Currencychickencheesecake
AnimalCraig

The Mongoosarchy of Tee Googly Coffee Me is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fierybreadsticks with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.831 billion Googly Mooglies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FuzzyTaco. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Googly Moogly economy, worth a remarkable 1,389 trillion chickencheesecakes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 203,392 chickencheesecakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, and there's a hole in the heart of every Googly Moogly city. Crime is totally unknown. Tee Googly Coffee Me's national animal is the Craig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pat Toomey.

Tee Googly Coffee Me is ranked 5,688th in the world and 1st in Scorpion for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 895thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 932ndRudest Citizens: 1,131stLargest Retail Industry: 1,545thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,687thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,065thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,988thMost Cultured: 4,499thHighest Average Incomes: 5,321stMost Efficient Economies: 5,688thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,832ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,459thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 9,209thLargest Black Market: 9,306thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,712thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,251stLargest Publishing Industry: 10,400thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,660thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,138thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,369thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,691stMost Devout: 12,512thSmartest Citizens: 14,499thMost Developed: 16,055thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,605thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,737th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, there's a hole in the heart of every Googly Moogly city.
  • : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts.
  • : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
  • : Tee Googly Coffee Me was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out.
  • : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Googly Moogly selfishness.
  • : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
  • : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.

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