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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 515th Largest Retail Industry: 540th Rudest Citizens: 691st
The Fugtatorship of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Meatballin'
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Fugtatorship of Tee Googly Coffee Me is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Fierybreadsticks with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.344 billion Googly Mooglies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FuzzyTaco. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Googly Moogly economy, worth 590 trillion chickencheesecakes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 176,551 chickencheesecakes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 653,762 per year while the poor average 33,573, a ratio of 19.5 to 1.

Bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns, and male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tee Googly Coffee Me's national animal is the Mongoose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Pat Toomey.

Tee Googly Coffee Me is ranked 30,802nd in the world and 1,315th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 4,371.75 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 515thLargest Retail Industry: 540thRudest Citizens: 691stLargest Gambling Industry: 758thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,123rdMost Influential: 1,295thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,928thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,211thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,224thHighest Crime Rates: 3,458thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,589thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,686thFattest Citizens: 4,313thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,767thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,395thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,632ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,931stTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 7,765thMost Avoided: 8,042ndMost Cultured: 8,244thMost Armed: 8,434thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,142nd
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Largest Retail Industry: 27th in the regionRudest Citizens: 28th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 31st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 37th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 65th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 71st in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 82nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 105th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 118th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 122nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 138th in the regionFattest Citizens: 138th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 164th in the regionMost Armed: 235th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 248th in the regionMost Avoided: 263rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 270th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 314th in the regionLargest Black Market: 336th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 359th in the regionMost Cultured: 360th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 449th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 458th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 559th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 115 » Great Bights Mum, Siwale, The Democratic Republic of Tomb, Sunto, Notyoutopia, Upper Portlandia, Yaorozu, Malta Comino Gozo, Holy Oranz, Religioncord, Unimaginable Doom, Xentherida, Vegetarian States, United States of Tennessean, Elspeth and Samina, Sil Dorsett, Armetalieh, Selfgradatude, Ovsterland, Empy, Nord Botten, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Novare Res, Halcon siveriano, Enosville, Kaschovia, Tharissus, Lupus Imperium, Plak, Lord Ravenclaw, Valdr, Vazali, Alice Gardens, Celreostia, Apetopia, Shadowrik, OPArsenal, Arcadia of Kasterborous, Southern Stroraia, Empire of the Dark Lords of the Sith, Omicron Persei V111, Guslantis, Klettureyja, American MapleStory, New Lakemba, HMS Unicorn, Highton Islands, Morrn, Ainsworth, Lunching Republics, and 65 others.Wolfensjaeger, Esplandia, The Rossinite Empire, WE Empire, Northern Gala Arment Toustavo, Reannia, Pallaith, The Great Cacti, Kingdom of Space, Dutchyland, Rukonia, Puczovska, Wintariu, Prospit, Gnate, Marsh Castle, Kwaj, Helido, Zokk, Frances Francis the First of France, Pleroma Sans Romans, The FNBs, Valenair, Skurtopia, StormRose, Solestia, Great Solordia, Ostrinios, General COE, Necromonia, Amerian States, Camarthen, Kyrianian, Republic of Destiny, Q w e r t y, Chadwin, Bharathvarsh, Friently, Moristia, Hong Kong Empire, South Grand Mountain, Lavanania, Shin-Hachioji, Faxfleet, Panama Coalition, Orslan, Cleoskye, Vszeklina, Legique, Diodone, Victoriaans Nederlands, Fengate, Coemgen, Kizja, Natorik, Sanjurika, Anima Proxa, Boslandschap, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Plembobria, Notty Swaras, Zemnaya Svoboda, Ustrien, and Sheppey.

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