The Mongoosarchy of Tee Googly Coffee Me is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fierybreadsticks with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.213 billion Googly Mooglies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fuzzy Taco. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Googly Moogly economy, worth a remarkable 2,188 trillion chickencheesecakes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 214,274 chickencheesecakes, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and it's always rabbit season. Crime is totally unknown. Tee Googly Coffee Me's national animal is the Depiglio, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buckerson and Meyers.

Tee Googly Coffee Me is ranked 10,000^th in the world and 35^th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 11,891.68 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.