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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 320th Most Influential: 540th Largest Gambling Industry: 909th
The Mongoosarchy of
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Tee Googly Coffee Me

Population4.999 billion

FaithPat Toomey


The Mongoosarchy of Tee Googly Coffee Me is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Fierybreadsticks with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.999 billion Googly Mooglies enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FuzzyTaco. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Googly Moogly economy, worth 979 trillion chickencheesecakes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 195,967 chickencheesecakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Googly Mooglies's kindness, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, and school kids who pretend to drive imaginary cars get a social worker and a police observer assigned to them. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Tee Googly Coffee Me's national animal is the Smooch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pat Toomey.

Tee Googly Coffee Me is ranked 51,451st in the world and 3,025th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 69.14 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 320thMost Influential: 540thLargest Gambling Industry: 909thRudest Citizens: 979thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,069thLargest Retail Industry: 1,190thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,965thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,172ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,152ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,452ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,512thMost Cultured: 5,596thHighest Average Incomes: 5,722ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,372ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,719thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,052ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,671stMost Corrupt Governments: 10,826thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,911thHighest Economic Output: 12,357thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,894thMost Devout: 13,559thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,564thLargest Black Market: 16,877thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,244th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 29th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 32nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 46th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 55th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 68th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 78th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 112th in the regionMost Influential: 194th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 210th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 226th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 228th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 237th in the regionMost Cultured: 257th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 278th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 324th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 327th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 351st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 377th in the regionLargest Black Market: 379th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 388th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 482nd in the regionTop
Most Devout: 616th in the regionLargest Populations: 645th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 658th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 784th in the regionMost Stationary: 792nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,021st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,025th in the region

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