The Fugtatorship of Tee Googly Coffee Me is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Fierybreadsticks with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.344 billion Googly Mooglies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FuzzyTaco. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Googly Moogly economy, worth 590 trillion chickencheesecakes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 176,551 chickencheesecakes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 653,762 per year while the poor average 33,573, a ratio of 19.5 to 1.

Bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns, and male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tee Googly Coffee Me's national animal is the Mongoose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Pat Toomey.

Tee Googly Coffee Me is ranked 30,802^nd in the world and 1,315^th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 4,371.75 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.