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Largest Gambling Industry: 854thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 901stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,415th
The Mongoosarchy of
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Tee Googly Coffee Me

Population8.434 billion

FaithPat Toomey


The Mongoosarchy of Tee Googly Coffee Me is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fierybreadsticks with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.434 billion Googly Mooglies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FuzzyTaco. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Googly Moogly economy, worth a remarkable 1,722 trillion chickencheesecakes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 204,280 chickencheesecakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

National stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia, gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours, tax rises are attributed to divine will, and claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tee Googly Coffee Me's national animal is the Craig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pat Toomey.

Tee Googly Coffee Me is ranked 155,475th in the world and 7,862nd in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 24.76 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Largest Gambling Industry: 854thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 901stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,415thRudest Citizens: 1,519thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,656thLargest Retail Industry: 1,716thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,190thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,352ndMost Cultured: 4,429thMost Influential: 4,654thHighest Average Incomes: 5,939thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,567thLargest Black Market: 8,116thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,469thHighest Economic Output: 8,549thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 9,774thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,810thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,447thMost Efficient Economies: 10,756thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,321stMost Devout: 11,558thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,727thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,391stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,667thSmartest Citizens: 13,772ndMost Beautiful Environments: 15,054thMost Developed: 15,163rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,814thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,120th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 28th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 35th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 65th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 88th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 95th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 102nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 112th in the regionMost Cultured: 226th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 257th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 275th in the regionLargest Black Market: 300th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 319th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 445th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 472nd in the regionMost Devout: 478th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 479th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 481st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 501st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 506th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 511th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 561st in the regionLargest Populations: 565th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 662nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 707th in the regionNudest: 774th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 779th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 805th in the regionMost Developed: 815th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 846th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 928th in the region

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