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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 775thLargest Gambling Industry: 944thRudest Citizens: 1,194th
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Tee Googly Coffee Me

Population10.213 billion

CapitalFuzzy Taco
FaithBuckerson and Meyers


The Mongoosarchy of Tee Googly Coffee Me is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fierybreadsticks with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.213 billion Googly Mooglies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fuzzy Taco. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Googly Moogly economy, worth a remarkable 2,188 trillion chickencheesecakes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 214,274 chickencheesecakes, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and it's always rabbit season. Crime is totally unknown. Tee Googly Coffee Me's national animal is the Depiglio, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buckerson and Meyers.

Tee Googly Coffee Me is ranked 10,000th in the world and 35th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 11,891.68 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 775thLargest Gambling Industry: 944thRudest Citizens: 1,194thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,386thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,131stLargest Retail Industry: 2,175thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,751stMost Cultured: 3,606thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,766thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,849thMost Influential: 4,865thHighest Average Incomes: 6,163rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,933rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,515thHighest Economic Output: 8,601stMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,606thHighest Food Quality: 9,887thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,000thSmartest Citizens: 10,664thMost Efficient Economies: 11,078thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,062ndTop
Most Developed: 13,267thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,679thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,952ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,982ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,033rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17,777thLargest Black Market: 18,542ndMost Devout: 20,367thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,424thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,424thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,769thMost Patriotic: 22,040thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24,183rd
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 29th in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 30th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 33rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 35th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 40th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 41st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 41st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 42nd in the regionMost Devout: 44th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 46th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 50th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 51st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 57th in the regionMost Developed: 58th in the region

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