The Fugtatorship of Tee Googly Coffee Me is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Fierybreadsticks with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.344 billion Googly Mooglies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FuzzyTaco. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Googly Moogly economy, worth 590 trillion chickencheesecakes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 176,551 chickencheesecakes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 653,762 per year while the poor average 33,573, a ratio of 19.5 to 1.
Bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns, and male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tee Googly Coffee Me's national animal is the Mongoose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Pat Toomey.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tee Googly Coffee Me voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Reventus Koth".
- : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'.
- : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns.
- : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
- : Tee Googly Coffee Me endorsed The Commonwealth of Sheppey.
- : Tee Googly Coffee Me was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Sheppey.
- : Tee Googly Coffee Me was endorsed by The United States of Ustrien.
- : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
- : Tee Googly Coffee Me endorsed The Empire of Altmoras Prime.
- : Tee Googly Coffee Me was endorsed by The Empire of Altmoras Prime.
Endorsements Received: 115 » Great Bights Mum, Siwale, The Democratic Republic of Tomb, Sunto, Notyoutopia, Upper Portlandia, Yaorozu, Malta Comino Gozo, Holy Oranz, Religioncord, Unimaginable Doom, Xentherida, Vegetarian States, United States of Tennessean, Elspeth and Samina, Sil Dorsett, Armetalieh, Selfgradatude, Ovsterland, Empy, Nord Botten, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Novare Res, Halcon siveriano, Enosville, Kaschovia, Tharissus, Lupus Imperium, Plak, Lord Ravenclaw, Valdr, Vazali, Alice Gardens, Celreostia, Apetopia, Shadowrik, OPArsenal, Arcadia of Kasterborous, Southern Stroraia, Empire of the Dark Lords of the Sith, Omicron Persei V111, Guslantis, Klettureyja, American MapleStory, New Lakemba, HMS Unicorn, Highton Islands, Morrn, Ainsworth, Lunching Republics, and 65 others.Wolfensjaeger, Esplandia, The Rossinite Empire, WE Empire, Northern Gala Arment Toustavo, Reannia, Pallaith, The Great Cacti, Kingdom of Space, Dutchyland, Rukonia, Puczovska, Wintariu, Prospit, Gnate, Marsh Castle, Kwaj, Helido, Zokk, Frances Francis the First of France, Pleroma Sans Romans, The FNBs, Valenair, Skurtopia, StormRose, Solestia, Great Solordia, Ostrinios, General COE, Necromonia, Amerian States, Camarthen, Kyrianian, Republic of Destiny, Q w e r t y, Chadwin, Bharathvarsh, Friently, Moristia, Hong Kong Empire, South Grand Mountain, Lavanania, Shin-Hachioji, Faxfleet, Panama Coalition, Orslan, Cleoskye, Vszeklina, Legique, Diodone, Victoriaans Nederlands, Fengate, Coemgen, Kizja, Natorik, Sanjurika, Anima Proxa, Boslandschap, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Plembobria, Notty Swaras, Zemnaya Svoboda, Ustrien, and Sheppey.