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Most Influential: 630th Largest Gambling Industry: 831st Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 964th
The Mongoosarchy of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Meatballin'
Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Tee Googly Coffee Me

Population5.75 billion

CapitalFuzzyTaco
LeaderFierybreadsticks
FaithPat Toomey

Currencychickencheesecake
AnimalCraig

The Mongoosarchy of Tee Googly Coffee Me is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fierybreadsticks with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.75 billion Googly Mooglies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FuzzyTaco. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Googly Moogly economy, worth a remarkable 1,159 trillion chickencheesecakes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 201,694 chickencheesecakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, hospitals are run down while the rich pay for private treatment, and trust-fund babies line up for places in community college. Crime is well under control. Tee Googly Coffee Me's national animal is the Craig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pat Toomey.

Tee Googly Coffee Me is ranked 35,535th in the world and 1st in Scorpion for Largest Populations, with 5.75 billion Capita.

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1%
Most Influential: 630thLargest Gambling Industry: 831stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 964thRudest Citizens: 1,122ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,404thTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,762ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,176thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,128thMost Cultured: 5,303rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,328thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,457thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,794thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,795thTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,996thLargest Black Market: 10,005thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,015thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,505thHighest Economic Output: 10,638thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,879thMost Efficient Economies: 11,523rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,760thMost Devout: 12,333rdLargest Publishing Industry: 13,757thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,879th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
  • : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, hospitals are run down while the rich pay for private treatment.
  • : Tee Googly Coffee Me voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Capital Punishment".
  • : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list.
  • : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
  • : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, there is a law against "filthy foreign food".
  • : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Tee Googly Coffee Me was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".

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