The Mongoosarchy of Tee Googly Coffee Me is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fierybreadsticks with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.434 billion Googly Mooglies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FuzzyTaco. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Googly Moogly economy, worth a remarkable 1,722 trillion chickencheesecakes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 204,280 chickencheesecakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
National stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia, gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours, tax rises are attributed to divine will, and claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tee Googly Coffee Me's national animal is the Craig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pat Toomey.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tee Googly Coffee Me was endorsed by The Maritime Republic of Eastern Bahia.
- : Tee Googly Coffee Me was endorsed by The Republic of Zeternia.
- : Tee Googly Coffee Me was endorsed by The Nation formally by the name of 9003.
- : Tee Googly Coffee Me was endorsed by The Tiranny of Korovan Isles.
- : Tee Googly Coffee Me was endorsed by The Technocratic Republic of Kasazzastan.
- : Tee Googly Coffee Me was endorsed by The Republic of The Pantheons.
- : Tee Googly Coffee Me was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Maott.
- : Tee Googly Coffee Me was endorsed by The Republic of Harrys.
- : Tee Googly Coffee Me was endorsed by The Intergalactic Republic of States of Asra.
- : Tee Googly Coffee Me was endorsed by The Queendom of Eravonia.
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