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Largest Gambling Industry: 852nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 916th Rudest Citizens: 1,303rd
The Mongoosarchy of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Meatballin'
Influence
Hermit
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Tee Googly Coffee Me

Population6.221 billion

CapitalFuzzyTaco
LeaderFierybreadsticks
FaithPat Toomey

Currencychickencheesecake
AnimalCraig

The Mongoosarchy of Tee Googly Coffee Me is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Fierybreadsticks with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.221 billion Googly Mooglies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FuzzyTaco. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Googly Moogly economy, worth a remarkable 1,253 trillion chickencheesecakes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 201,525 chickencheesecakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain, behind every local dictator is a Googly Moogly advisor whispering in their ear, books are so highly regarded in Tee Googly Coffee Me that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime is well under control. Tee Googly Coffee Me's national animal is the Craig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pat Toomey.

Tee Googly Coffee Me is ranked 88,143rd in the world and 1st in Scorpion for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 767.76 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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1%
Largest Gambling Industry: 852ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 916thRudest Citizens: 1,303rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,507thTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,752ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,214thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,087thMost Influential: 3,541stMost Cultured: 5,155thHighest Average Incomes: 5,405thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,011thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,067thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,880thTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 9,008thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,684thHighest Economic Output: 9,948thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,565thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,829thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,829thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,323rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,678thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,437thMost Devout: 12,581stSmartest Citizens: 16,344th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Tee Googly Coffee Me was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, books are so highly regarded in Tee Googly Coffee Me that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.
  • : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, behind every local dictator is a Googly Moogly advisor whispering in their ear.
  • : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, there's stiff competition in the medical marketplace.
  • : Tee Googly Coffee Me's influence in Scorpion rose from "Dominator" to "Hermit".
  • : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories.
  • : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
  • : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, hospitals are run down while the rich pay for private treatment.

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