by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 273rd Most Influential: 513th Largest Gambling Industry: 1,015th
The Fugtatorship of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Tee Googly Coffee Me

Population4.664 billion

FaithPat Toomey


The Fugtatorship of Tee Googly Coffee Me is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Fierybreadsticks with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.664 billion Googly Mooglies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FuzzyTaco. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Googly Moogly economy, worth 895 trillion chickencheesecakes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 191,919 chickencheesecakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

It's been a banner year for local vexillology, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, and the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents. Crime is totally unknown. Tee Googly Coffee Me's national animal is the Mongoose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pat Toomey.

Tee Googly Coffee Me is ranked 53,375th in the world and 2,720th in The North Pacific for Most Average, scoring 42.3 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 273rdMost Influential: 513thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,015thLargest Retail Industry: 1,109thRudest Citizens: 1,155thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,202ndTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,072ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,793rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,414thHighest Average Incomes: 5,917thMost Cultured: 5,945thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,390thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,083rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,769thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,465thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,669thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,081stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,272ndMost Corrupt Governments: 10,822ndLargest Black Market: 11,036thMost Devout: 12,902ndHighest Economic Output: 13,239thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,845thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,121st
Largest Gambling Industry: 32nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 33rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 48th in the regionRudest Citizens: 50th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 70th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 98th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 119th in the regionMost Influential: 185th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 204th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 234th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 266th in the regionLargest Black Market: 272nd in the regionMost Cultured: 276th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 310th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 333rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 334th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 336th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 338th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 363rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 416th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 513th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 616th in the regionMost Devout: 620th in the regionLargest Populations: 654th in the regionMost Stationary: 869th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 941st in the regionNudest: 948th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 996th in the region

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