The Fugtatorship of Tee Googly Coffee Me is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Fierybreadsticks with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.72 billion Googly Mooglies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Education, Defense, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FuzzyTaco. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Googly Moogly economy, worth 676 trillion chickencheesecakes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 181,855 chickencheesecakes, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Armed police units patrol the roads late at night, a video of Fierybreadsticks wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, and rural citizens live in terror of their local village constable. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tee Googly Coffee Me's national animal is the Mongoose, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Pat Toomey.

Tee Googly Coffee Me is ranked 2,734^th in the world and 86^th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 10,539.69 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.