The Fugtatorship of Tee Googly Coffee Me is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Fierybreadsticks with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.72 billion Googly Mooglies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Education, Defense, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FuzzyTaco. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Googly Moogly economy, worth 676 trillion chickencheesecakes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 181,855 chickencheesecakes, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.
Armed police units patrol the roads late at night, a video of Fierybreadsticks wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, and rural citizens live in terror of their local village constable. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tee Googly Coffee Me's national animal is the Mongoose, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Pat Toomey.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tee Googly Coffee Me was endorsed by The Commonwealth of United States of Panthalassa.
- : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, rural citizens live in terror of their local village constable.
- : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love.
- : Tee Googly Coffee Me endorsed The Kingdom of New-El.
- : Tee Googly Coffee Me was endorsed by The Kingdom of New-El.
- : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, a video of Fierybreadsticks wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
- : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, armed police units patrol the roads late at night.
- : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Googly Moogly as 'your finger, you fool'.
- : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, the Googly Moogly delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...".
- : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances.
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