The Mongoosarchy of Tee Googly Coffee Me is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Fierybreadsticks with an even hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.359 billion Googly Mooglies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FuzzyTaco. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Googly Moogly economy, worth a remarkable 1,074 trillion chickencheesecakes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 200,468 chickencheesecakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
Preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, students abandon classrooms for online education, Googly Moogly police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, and no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Tee Googly Coffee Me's national animal is the Smooch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pat Toomey.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor.
- : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, Googly Moogly police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
- : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, students abandon classrooms for online education.
- : Tee Googly Coffee Me was endorsed by The Non violence Republic of I am the one who knocks.
- : Tee Googly Coffee Me was endorsed by The Raspberry Preserve of El Fiji Grande.
- : Tee Googly Coffee Me was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Daukas.
- : Tee Googly Coffee Me lost the endorsement of The Non violence Republic of I am the one who knocks.
- : Tee Googly Coffee Me was endorsed by The Glorious Commune of Suicidistan.
- : Tee Googly Coffee Me was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Gooboistkoyt.
- : Tee Googly Coffee Me was endorsed by The Kingdom of Visburgh.
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