The Mongoosarchy of Tee Googly Coffee Me is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fierybreadsticks with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.75 billion Googly Mooglies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FuzzyTaco. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Googly Moogly economy, worth a remarkable 1,159 trillion chickencheesecakes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 201,694 chickencheesecakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, hospitals are run down while the rich pay for private treatment, and trust-fund babies line up for places in community college. Crime is well under control. Tee Googly Coffee Me's national animal is the Craig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pat Toomey.

Tee Googly Coffee Me is ranked 35,535^th in the world and 1^st in Scorpion for Largest Populations, with 5.75 billion Capita.