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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 209th Largest Retail Industry: 652nd Largest Gambling Industry: 735th
The Fugtatorship of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Meatballin'
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Fugtatorship of Tee Googly Coffee Me is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Fierybreadsticks with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.72 billion Googly Mooglies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Education, Defense, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FuzzyTaco. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Googly Moogly economy, worth 676 trillion chickencheesecakes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 181,855 chickencheesecakes, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Armed police units patrol the roads late at night, a video of Fierybreadsticks wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, and rural citizens live in terror of their local village constable. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tee Googly Coffee Me's national animal is the Mongoose, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Pat Toomey.

Tee Googly Coffee Me is ranked 2,734th in the world and 86th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 10,539.69 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 209thLargest Retail Industry: 652ndLargest Gambling Industry: 735thRudest Citizens: 760thMost Influential: 820thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,128thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,503rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,708thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,734thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,086thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,112thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,047thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,371stHighest Average Incomes: 6,543rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,793rdMost Cultured: 7,067thFattest Citizens: 7,280thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,421stTop
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Highest Economic Output: 16,594th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 29th in the regionRudest Citizens: 31st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 32nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 86th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 89th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 100th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 116th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 142nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 179th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 189th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 216th in the regionFattest Citizens: 221st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 236th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 243rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 247th in the regionMost Influential: 296th in the regionMost Cultured: 309th in the regionLargest Black Market: 388th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 407th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 599th in the regionMost Armed: 725th in the regionLargest Populations: 741st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 882nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 889th in the region

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 260 » Great Bights Mum, Siwale, The Democratic Republic of Tomb, Sunto, Notyoutopia, Yaorozu, Malta Comino Gozo, Holy Oranz, Unimaginable Doom, Xentherida, Vegetarian States, United States of Tennessean, Elspeth and Samina, Sil Dorsett, Selfgradatude, Nord Botten, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Novare Res, Halcon siveriano, Enosville, Kaschovia, Tharissus, Lupus Imperium, Plak, Lord Ravenclaw, Vazali, Alice Gardens, Celreostia, Apetopia, Shadowrik, Southern Stroraia, Omicron Persei V111, Guslantis, Klettureyja, American MapleStory, New Lakemba, HMS Unicorn, Highton Islands, Morrn, Ainsworth, Esplandia, The Rossinite Empire, WE Empire, Northern Gala Arment Toustavo, Reannia, Pallaith, The Great Cacti, Kingdom of Space, Dutchyland, Rukonia, and 210 others.Puczovska, Prospit, Gnate, Marsh Castle, Kwaj, Helido, Zokk, Frances Francis the First of France, Pleroma Sans Romans, The FNBs, Valenair, Solestia, Ostrinios, General COE, Necromonia, Amerian States, Camarthen, Kyrianian, Republic of Destiny, Q w e r t y, Chadwin, Bharathvarsh, Friently, Hong Kong Empire, South Grand Mountain, Lavanania, Shin-Hachioji, Panama Coalition, Orslan, Cleoskye, Vszeklina, Legique, Diodone, Fengate, Coemgen, Natorik, Sanjurika, Anima Proxa, Boslandschap, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Plembobria, Notty Swaras, Zemnaya Svoboda, Sheppey, Aenglaland, AdyLand, Beowulfe, Prevaland, The Utopian Movement, Kelvaros Prime, Sankami, Buckerino, Ausmercia, Stareogratia, Clintonburge, Transhumanist Anarchical Union, Articune, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, ABC, Seven Hills, Cuyan, Vogonlandia, The Iron Lions, The Akhara Islands, Sailence, The Syca, Cloydicia, Hexago, Bayern-Straubing, Che Sana Und, Montroyale, Cisplatinaa, The Lancerian Empire, Aerilia, The Swedish Nation, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Wineclaw, Tel Qual, Kubrostavsria, Chukstik Illahi, Horsley Land, Maycarta, The Prole, Corfad, French Bananastan, Zandir Antari, Aldelaria, Aezus, Afriyie, AceytlCholine, Lungha, Isimud, Taurus94, SchoolHouse Rock, Aquatic, Coppicia, Beodarasc, Impler, PlanetPunk, Alscotia, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Maestros haven, Aeroias, Humptalumpta, Tredano, Boggovia, Pakistan 001, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Zeroxis, Territorio di Nessuno, Lionia, Arquan, Run Mayst Republic, The Free Californian People, Wisconsota, Phillywob, Western Vapia, The Russland kingdom, Bax-Landia, Plumas, Elevation, Slaughterhouse Nine, Wodan, Chinstralia, RoosterTeeth, Unsophisticate, Fawkenia, Rockym, Avornica, Yukkira, Berikasa, Dodione, Covr, Forunte, Cristalina, Athenian Coalition, Cosmerica, Detrivania, ASongOfIceAndFire, Felhaven, Aisling, Celebia, Bonjoura, Azurius, Antmn2, Dopeland420, Jefffliu, Beladev, Khorazan, Staniel, Corutsca, Beagles Reborn, Chamocha, Buten, Auceorion, Choistan, New Godastrada, Blackwood Coast, Canne Douthstan, Crodaria, Bothia, Blurds, Basic Empire With Bread Slices, Arach-Naga Combine, Thenaca, The Archer Republic, Dicko, Big Boi-, Fckinablearisticationalia, Cyrothia, Cardistria, Carl and SEAMUS, Dadastan Archipelago, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Beastos, Athenian Republic of the People, Calamazo, The Holy Badass Empire, Pria Xennes, Devalesten, Cee etc ai ee, Zedeya, District 115, Deropia, Aroa, Arrivederci, Republic of Dixie, Aragael, Palisede, Antwittlal Mertelitopia, Mk Steele, Asuroka, Victoriaans Nederlands, Aris Republic, The Galactic Triumvirate, Libotionia, BrightFutures, ShortBusCrashed, Ribbleton, The Kyziban Islands, Socialist Cooperative Republics, Chris Hallett, The Bastion Isles, Dagat Uragan, The Curry Islands, Weltraumdeutsch, New-El, and United States of Panthalassa.

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