The Mongoosarchy of Tee Googly Coffee Me is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fierybreadsticks with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.831 billion Googly Mooglies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FuzzyTaco. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Googly Moogly economy, worth a remarkable 1,389 trillion chickencheesecakes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 203,392 chickencheesecakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, and there's a hole in the heart of every Googly Moogly city. Crime is totally unknown. Tee Googly Coffee Me's national animal is the Craig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pat Toomey.

Tee Googly Coffee Me is ranked 5,688^th in the world and 1^st in Scorpion for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.