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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 239th Most Influential: 451st Largest Gambling Industry: 790th
The Mongoosarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Tee Googly Coffee Me

Population5.359 billion

FaithPat Toomey


The Mongoosarchy of Tee Googly Coffee Me is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Fierybreadsticks with an even hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.359 billion Googly Mooglies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FuzzyTaco. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Googly Moogly economy, worth a remarkable 1,074 trillion chickencheesecakes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 200,468 chickencheesecakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, students abandon classrooms for online education, Googly Moogly police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, and no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Tee Googly Coffee Me's national animal is the Smooch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pat Toomey.

Tee Googly Coffee Me is ranked 123,962nd in the world and 6,081st in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.97 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 239thMost Influential: 451stLargest Gambling Industry: 790thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,017thLargest Retail Industry: 1,319thRudest Citizens: 1,327thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,845thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,132ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,068thHighest Average Incomes: 5,298thMost Cultured: 5,311thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,563rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,117thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,262ndTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,522ndMost Corrupt Governments: 9,875thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,003rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,472ndLargest Black Market: 10,791stMost Efficient Economies: 11,281stHighest Economic Output: 11,314thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,381stMost Devout: 12,062ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,525thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,524th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 28th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 31st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 62nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 67th in the regionRudest Citizens: 70th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 79th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 114th in the regionMost Influential: 141st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 178th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 215th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 226th in the regionMost Cultured: 241st in the regionLargest Black Market: 267th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 291st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 294th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 319th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 333rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 338th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 360th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 433rd in the regionMost Devout: 525th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 529th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 533rd in the regionLargest Populations: 609th in the regionMost Stationary: 709th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 745th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 750th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 254 » Great Bights Mum, Siwale, Sunto, Notyoutopia, Yaorozu, Malta Comino Gozo, Holy Oranz, Unimaginable Doom, Xentherida, Sil Dorsett, Selfgradatude, Nord Botten, Novare Res, Halcon siveriano, Tharissus, Alice Gardens, Celreostia, Apetopia, Shadowrik, Southern Stroraia, Omicron Persei V111, Guslantis, Klettureyja, American MapleStory, New Lakemba, Highton Islands, Ainsworth, Esplandia, The Rossinite Empire, Pallaith, The Great Cacti, Kingdom of Space, Dutchyland, Puczovska, Prospit, Kwaj, Zokk, Frances Francis the First of France, Pleroma Sans Romans, Valenair, General COE, Necromonia, Amerian States, Camarthen, Kyrianian, Republic of Destiny, Q w e r t y, Chadwin, Friently, Shin-Hachioji, and 204 others.Panama Coalition, Diodone, Fengate, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Sheppey, Prevaland, Kelvaros Prime, Buckerino, The Iron Lions, The Akhara Islands, The Syca, Cloydicia, Bayern-Straubing, The Lancerian Empire, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Wineclaw, Kubrostavsria, Chukstik Illahi, Corfad, French Bananastan, Aezus, Lungha, Beodarasc, PlanetPunk, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Aeroias, Humptalumpta, Tredano, Boggovia, Territorio di Nessuno, Lionia, The Free Californian People, Plumas, Elevation, Wodan, RoosterTeeth, Unsophisticate, Avornica, Dodione, Covr, Detrivania, Bonjoura, Dopeland420, Jefffliu, Beladev, Staniel, Chamocha, Choistan, Blackwood Coast, Crodaria, Bothia, Dicko, Dadastan Archipelago, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Beastos, Calamazo, Pria Xennes, Cee etc ai ee, Aroa, Arrivederci, Republic of Dixie, Palisede, Victoriaans Nederlands, The Galactic Triumvirate, BrightFutures, ShortBusCrashed, Ribbleton, The Kyziban Islands, Chris Hallett, The Curry Islands, Midds Conia, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, NatsukiLand, Get Away From Me, Malvad, Merconitonitopia, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Eglise Sainte Eve, Boadiccea, Illusia and Neverendia, The Mazur Empire, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, RedRunele, Atain, Thoets, Arimbia, Drasvidania, Osburmergortionadocaopia, Albacria, Mordant99, New Fingland, Deerfenland, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Shibutani, Ozstan, TerranulliuZ, SillyString, Viridiann, Underground Techno, New Seaview Cove, Xinchao, Govornia, Californian Redwood, Constantinolia, THX1138, Pizza Squared, Snoodum, Diche Choklate, Llwy, Former English Colony, Kylesburgh, Koda-Land, Surrus, Misuvelia, Avalon, New Cataria, Empy, United Draconia, The FNBs, The Gamer Party, The Windmilluminati, Free Culture, Nhada, Batdaviea, Eravonia, Whereisthatistan, Shentia, Racoda, Sacrento, Sanjurika, Babacar, Jest Xerces, Deropia, Triangle And Square, ADB, Quranite, Zeternia, Sevmenika, Sundred, Liberentis, Abject Ludicrosity, RaRaRasputinn, One hundred castles, SORT, Aenglaland, Avemterra, Atheenos, British Bayonet, Azurius, Bidragistan, Castle Federation, Amauri, Confederation of Swidinia, Voznesheim, Blackgear, Bearical, Amonti, Basuvia, Belligerently Drunk Peoples, Azzarel, Crimerica, Blackphir, Adamanty, Azura Palatina, Chatheatinamopia, Dejure, Ausnakulia, Cinnibar, DabsForDays, Anarchy for people, Colteraak, Cinq Fleches, Bellavia, Beasluxia, Kulgatha, DeadHookerland, Changjo, The Mace Kingdom, Cult of the Seven Sons, Varagog, Bronzesity, Red Vinia, Ethnon, Alsace and Lorraine United, The United States of Romania, Waterma, Bashistan, Jalyort Empire, Wisconsota, Sahriastan, Maott, Yaris, Dechire par la Guerre, Rochester Black, Visburgh, Gooboistkoyt, Suicidistan, Daukas, El Fiji Grande, and I am the one who knocks.

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