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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 238th Most Influential: 503rd Largest Retail Industry: 874th
The Fugtatorship of
Capitalist Paradise
Meatballin'
Influence
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Civil Rights
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The Fugtatorship of Tee Googly Coffee Me is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Fierybreadsticks with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, avant-garde cinema, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.07 billion Googly Mooglies are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FuzzyTaco. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Googly Moogly economy, worth 762 trillion chickencheesecakes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 187,341 chickencheesecakes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 618,413 per year while the poor average 42,460, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty, and both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tee Googly Coffee Me's national animal is the Mongoose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pat Toomey.

Tee Googly Coffee Me is ranked 22,232nd in the world and 1,095th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 190.31 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 238thMost Influential: 503rdLargest Retail Industry: 874thLargest Gambling Industry: 885thRudest Citizens: 916thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,103rdTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,998thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,049thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,206thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,576thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,793rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,962ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,053rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,202ndMost Cultured: 6,254thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,804thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,991stTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11,176thHighest Economic Output: 15,196th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 29th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 31st in the regionRudest Citizens: 38th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 43rd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 100th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 111th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 126th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 136th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 168th in the regionMost Influential: 190th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 207th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 208th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 221st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 237th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 251st in the regionMost Cultured: 273rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 299th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 366th in the regionLargest Black Market: 495th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 563rd in the regionLargest Populations: 710th in the regionMost Armed: 759th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 826th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 940th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 245 » Great Bights Mum, Siwale, Sunto, Notyoutopia, Yaorozu, Malta Comino Gozo, Holy Oranz, Unimaginable Doom, Xentherida, Vegetarian States, Sil Dorsett, Selfgradatude, Nord Botten, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Novare Res, Halcon siveriano, Enosville, Kaschovia, Tharissus, Lupus Imperium, Plak, Lord Ravenclaw, Vazali, Alice Gardens, Celreostia, Apetopia, Shadowrik, Southern Stroraia, Omicron Persei V111, Guslantis, Klettureyja, American MapleStory, New Lakemba, HMS Unicorn, Highton Islands, Ainsworth, Esplandia, The Rossinite Empire, WE Empire, Northern Gala Arment Toustavo, Reannia, Pallaith, The Great Cacti, Kingdom of Space, Dutchyland, Rukonia, Puczovska, Prospit, Gnate, Kwaj, and 195 others.Helido, Zokk, Frances Francis the First of France, Pleroma Sans Romans, Valenair, Ostrinios, General COE, Necromonia, Amerian States, Camarthen, Kyrianian, Republic of Destiny, Q w e r t y, Chadwin, Bharathvarsh, Friently, HoNg KoNg EmPiRe, South Grand Mountain, Shin-Hachioji, Panama Coalition, Orslan, Vszeklina, Legique, Diodone, Fengate, Coemgen, Natorik, Anima Proxa, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Plembobria, Zemnaya Svoboda, Sheppey, Aenglaland, AdyLand, Prevaland, The Utopian Movement, Kelvaros Prime, Sankami, Buckerino, Ausmercia, Stareogratia, Transhumanist Anarchical Union, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Seven Hills, Cuyan, Vogonlandia, The Iron Lions, The Akhara Islands, The Syca, Cloydicia, Hexago, Bayern-Straubing, Che Sana Und, Montroyale, The Lancerian Empire, Aerilia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Wineclaw, Kubrostavsria, Chukstik Illahi, Horsley Land, Corfad, French Bananastan, Aldelaria, Aezus, Afriyie, Lungha, Isimud, Taurus94, SchoolHouse Rock, Coppicia, Beodarasc, Impler, PlanetPunk, Alscotia, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Maestros haven, Aeroias, Humptalumpta, Tredano, Boggovia, Pakistan 001, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Zeroxis, Territorio di Nessuno, Lionia, Arquan, Run Mayst Republic, The Free Californian People, Wisconsota, Phillywob, The Russland kingdom, Bax-Landia, Plumas, Elevation, Slaughterhouse Nine, Wodan, RoosterTeeth, Unsophisticate, Fawkenia, Avornica, Berikasa, Dodione, Covr, Forunte, Athenian Coalition, Cosmerica, Detrivania, ASongOfIceAndFire, Felhaven, Aisling, Celebia, Bonjoura, Antmn2, Dopeland420, Jefffliu, Beladev, Khorazan, Staniel, Corutsca, Beagles Reborn, Chamocha, Buten, Auceorion, Choistan, Blackwood Coast, Canne Douthstan, Crodaria, Bothia, Blurds, Basic Empire With Bread Slices, Arach-Naga Combine, Thenaca, The Archer Republic, Dicko, Big Boi-, Cardistria, Carl and SEAMUS, Dadastan Archipelago, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Beastos, Athenian Republic of the People, Calamazo, Pria Xennes, Devalesten, Cee etc ai ee, Zedeya, Aroa, Arrivederci, Republic of Dixie, Aragael, Palisede, Antwittlal Mertelitopia, Mk Steele, Asuroka, Victoriaans Nederlands, Aris Republic, The Galactic Triumvirate, Libotionia, BrightFutures, ShortBusCrashed, Ribbleton, The Kyziban Islands, Socialist Cooperative Republics, Chris Hallett, The Curry Islands, Weltraumdeutsch, New-El, United States of Panthalassa, Midds Conia, Amerislovakia, Agrauron, GDL3, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Mercy Land, ThE eNd oF eE, NatsukiLand, Sanjurika, Get Away From Me, Lotion Empire, Malvad, Dechire par la Guerre, Merconitonitopia, Gospel Power, New Haudenosaunee Confederacy, Astal Aavors, Saint Marks Island, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Imperia-Exodus, Bridgett, Eglise Sainte Eve, and Boadiccea.

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