The Fugtatorship of Tee Googly Coffee Me is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Fierybreadsticks with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, avant-garde cinema, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.07 billion Googly Mooglies are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FuzzyTaco. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Googly Moogly economy, worth 762 trillion chickencheesecakes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 187,341 chickencheesecakes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 618,413 per year while the poor average 42,460, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.
Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty, and both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tee Googly Coffee Me's national animal is the Mongoose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pat Toomey.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
- : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty.
- : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".
- : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
- : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
- : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.
- : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse.
- : Following new legislation in Tee Googly Coffee Me, military spending recently hit a new high.
- : Tee Googly Coffee Me was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Boadiccea.
- : Tee Googly Coffee Me was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Eglise Sainte Eve.
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