The Grand Duchy of Teditania is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Zaal Diogenes with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 5.958 billion Teditanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tedland. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Teditanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,053 trillion T-Bucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 176,900 T-Bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, royal babies are so on-point right now, and major boxing matches are held in government buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Teditania's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Darmawa.

Teditania is ranked 7,481^st in the world and 6^th in Avaldonia for Largest Governments, scoring 38.63 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.