Largest Populations: 83rd Healthiest Citizens: 220th Best Weather: 257th
The Hardline Agnostics of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
This is why we can't have nice things!
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The Hardline Agnostics of Teddymania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Revered Chairwoman with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 30.519 billion Teddymanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Psychopolis. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Teddymanian economy, worth 306 trillion South Sea Pesos a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 10,045 South Sea Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Teddymania's radio stations, the government is phasing in welfare programmes to tackle poverty, and businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teddymania's national animal is the Plush Sharkie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Teddymania is ranked 7,223rd in the world and 6th in ZZ 9 Plural Z Alpha for Most Stationary, with 1,147.66593216 Days.

Largest Populations: 83rdHealthiest Citizens: 220thBest Weather: 257thMost Beautiful Environments: 678thLongest Average Lifespans: 790thMost Cheerful Citizens: 939thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 974thSmartest Citizens: 1,090thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 1,807thMost Pacifist: 2,951stMost Secular: 2,968thLargest Governments: 6,236thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,295thMost Stationary: 7,223rdTop
Most Cultured: 9,559thRudest Citizens: 10,846thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,003rd

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