by Max Barry

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Largest Populations: 72nd Healthiest Citizens: 252nd Best Weather: 316th
The Hardline Agnostics of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
This is why we can't have nice things!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Hardline Agnostics of Teddymania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Revered Chairwoman with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 31.834 billion Teddymanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Psychopolis. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Teddymanian economy, worth 319 trillion South Sea Pesos a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 10,045 South Sea Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Teddymania's radio stations, the government is phasing in welfare programmes to tackle poverty, and businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teddymania's national animal is the Plush Sharkie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Teddymania is ranked 24,261st in the world and 2nd in ZZ 9 Plural Z Alpha for Safest, scoring 107.12 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Largest Populations: 72ndHealthiest Citizens: 252ndBest Weather: 316thMost Beautiful Environments: 805thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,016thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,018thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,173rdSmartest Citizens: 1,332ndTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 1,814thMost Pacifist: 3,079thMost Secular: 3,537thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,549thLargest Governments: 5,908thMost Stationary: 6,076thTop
Most Cultured: 9,960thRudest Citizens: 12,722ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,260th

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