The Principality of Tecky Munked is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 3.923 billion Tecky Munkedians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The very strong Tecky Munkedian economy, worth 218 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 55,815 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 276,599 per year while the poor average 6,386, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

Crime is a problem. Tecky Munked's national animal is the falcon.

Tecky Munked is ranked 67,910^th in the world and 1^st in The Topaz Fists for Most Extreme, scoring 23.88 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.