by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 1,100th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,876th Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,971st
The Representative Democracy of
New York Times Democracy
Science, technology, and advancement
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.007 billion

CapitalCircuit City

Animalcyborg dog

The Representative Democracy of Techolandia is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 2.007 billion Techolanders enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Circuit City. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Techolandian economy, worth 326 trillion asqueles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 162,859 asqueles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, and light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Techolandia's national animal is the cyborg dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Techolandia is ranked 157,633rd in the world and 8,123rd in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 50 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most Secular: 1,100thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,876thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,971stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,197thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,349thMost Developed: 5,197thHealthiest Citizens: 5,415thSmartest Citizens: 6,567thLowest Crime Rates: 6,894thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,150thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,484thMost Inclusive: 7,866thMost Pacifist: 8,070thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 8,640thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,811thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,943rdLargest Governments: 9,619thHighest Average Incomes: 9,970thSafest: 10,092ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,115thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,625thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,545thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,659thBest Weather: 15,058thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,626thMost Politically Free: 16,118th
Most Secular: 51st in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 144th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 149th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 180th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 221st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 300th in the regionMost Developed: 305th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 328th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 332nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 361st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 407th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 428th in the regionMost Pacifist: 442nd in the regionLargest Governments: 458th in the regionMost Inclusive: 461st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 462nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 485th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 487th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 499th in the regionSafest: 540th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 545th in the regionMost Politically Free: 609th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 656th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 702nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 777th in the regionRudest Citizens: 794th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 798th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 806th in the region

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