by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 1,239th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,552nd Largest Information Technology Sector: 5,082nd
The Representative democracy of
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Science, technology, and advancement!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.294 billion

CapitalCircuit City

Animalcyborg dog

The Representative democracy of Techolandia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its national health service, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 1.294 billion Techolanders enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Circuit City. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Techolandian economy, worth 182 trillion crytoAskals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 141,065 crytoAskals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Techolandia's national animal is the cyborg dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Techolandia is ranked 6,656th in the world and 212th in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 16.08 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Most Secular: 1,239thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,552ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,082ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,371stHealthiest Citizens: 6,656thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,102ndMost Developed: 8,318thLowest Crime Rates: 8,685thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,986thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,533rdMost Pacifist: 10,585thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,964thMost Efficient Economies: 11,146thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,633rdSmartest Citizens: 11,661stMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,702ndMost Advanced Public Education: 11,818thMost Inclusive: 11,973rdLargest Governments: 12,802ndBest Weather: 12,836thSafest: 14,691stHighest Average Incomes: 14,779thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,863rdNudest: 15,892ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,164th
Most Secular: 41st in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 121st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 158th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 168th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 212th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 257th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 263rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 268th in the regionMost Developed: 271st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 296th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 313th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 322nd in the regionLargest Governments: 337th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 340th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 348th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 369th in the regionNudest: 383rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 393rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 409th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 409th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 417th in the regionMost Inclusive: 435th in the regionBest Weather: 441st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 463rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 469th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 490th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 531st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 542nd in the regionSafest: 571st in the region

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