by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 1,253rd Largest Information Technology Sector: 4,021st Most Scientifically Advanced: 4,163rd
The Obedient slave of Steel Beam of
New York Times Democracy
Science, technology, and advancement
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Population1.638 billion

CapitalCircuit City

Animalcyborg dog

The Obedient slave of Steel Beam of Techolandia is a massive, genial nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 1.638 billion Techolanders enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Circuit City. The average income tax rate is 79.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Techolandian economy, worth 249 trillion asqueles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 152,185 asqueles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, polite commuters on the Circuit City Metro always let hurried workers off the train first, the National Art Gallery's newest exhibit is the 500-year-old Luna Lisa, and one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Techolandia's national animal is the cyborg dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Techolandia is ranked 165,250th in the world and 7,345th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 48 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most Secular: 1,253rdTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 4,021stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,163rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,143rdMost Developed: 6,327thHealthiest Citizens: 6,420thSmartest Citizens: 8,274thTop
Most Pacifist: 8,704thLowest Crime Rates: 8,886thMost Inclusive: 8,955thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,260thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,833rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,113thMost Efficient Economies: 10,537thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,866thLargest Governments: 11,092ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,289thBest Weather: 12,146thHighest Average Incomes: 12,180thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,287thSafest: 14,002ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,258thRudest Citizens: 14,541stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,158thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,372ndLargest Welfare Programs: 15,452ndMost Beautiful Environments: 16,736th
Most Secular: 39th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 133rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 135th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 181st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 209th in the regionMost Developed: 212th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 221st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 247th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 253rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 263rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 271st in the regionLargest Governments: 298th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 300th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 308th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 308th in the regionMost Pacifist: 312th in the regionMost Inclusive: 326th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 355th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 386th in the regionRudest Citizens: 400th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 402nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 419th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 423rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 425th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 445th in the regionNudest: 450th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 461st in the regionSafest: 516th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 523rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 573rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 679th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 704th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 706th in the region

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