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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 353rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,166thMost Influential: 1,938th
The Flabbergasting Internets of
Capitalist Paradise
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Technocratic Tagalog

Population561 million



The Flabbergasting Internets of Technocratic Tagalog is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 561 million Tagalogians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education, Environment, and Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ibrahim. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Technocratic Tagalogian economy, worth 70.8 trillion Lireos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 126,248 Lireos, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Technocratic Tagalog's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Technocratic Tagalog is ranked 23,801st in the world and 645th in The East Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 76.78 on the Rand Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 353rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,166thMost Influential: 1,938thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,941stLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,929thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,096thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,565thFattest Citizens: 7,787thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,801stMost Efficient Economies: 8,042ndRudest Citizens: 10,021stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,111thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 10,378thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,407thMost Inclusive: 16,332ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,307thMost Secular: 17,312thHighest Crime Rates: 19,661stHighest Average Incomes: 20,145th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 102nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 160th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 195th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 200th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 200th in the regionFattest Citizens: 213th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 220th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 223rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 256th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 276th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 307th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 399th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 441st in the regionMost Inclusive: 535th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 563rd in the regionMost Secular: 566th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 645th in the regionMost Developed: 673rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 677th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 694th in the regionLargest Black Market: 715th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 758th in the region

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