by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 369thMost Influential: 821stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 893rd
The Holy Futuristic Monarchy of
Corporate Bordello
Time to enjoy, evanescent moon of the winter solstice
King Kim Namjoon I of Bangtania
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Technocratic Tagalog

Population1.251 billion

CapitalPirisoril Ttarawa
LeaderKing Kim Namjoon I of Bangtania

CurrencyMuscle Kooki
AnimalAlpacus Jinius

The Holy Futuristic Monarchy of Technocratic Tagalog is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Kim Namjoon I of Bangtania with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.251 billion Tagalogians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pirisoril Ttarawa. The average income tax rate is 48.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Technocratic Tagalogian economy, worth 202 trillion Muscle Kookis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 162,245 Muscle Kookis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

No animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, billions of Muscle Kookis are being blown on orbital weapons development, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Technocratic Tagalog's national animal is the Alpacus Jinius, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Namjinnism.

Technocratic Tagalog is ranked 24,896th in the world and 789th in The East Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,286.53 Tourists Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 369thMost Influential: 821stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 893rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,840thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,004thRudest Citizens: 3,135thMost Efficient Economies: 3,423rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,740thLargest Retail Industry: 6,155thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,108thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,490thMost Inclusive: 9,888thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,750thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,805thHighest Average Incomes: 11,497thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,874thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,239thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,872ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,239thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,370thMost Developed: 17,752ndMost Secular: 17,855thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,260thFattest Citizens: 18,889thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,118thLargest Black Market: 20,937thSmartest Citizens: 22,045thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,172ndMost Beautiful Environments: 22,945th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27th in the regionMost Influential: 29th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 60th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 76th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 76th in the regionRudest Citizens: 80th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 126th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 171st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 215th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 252nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 296th in the regionMost Inclusive: 309th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 334th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 345th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 368th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 421st in the regionFattest Citizens: 454th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 480th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 506th in the regionMost Developed: 543rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 553rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 573rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 576th in the regionMost Secular: 623rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 628th in the regionLargest Governments: 671st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 685th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 688th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 718th in the regionMost Politically Free: 736th in the regionMost Cultured: 778th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 789th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 818th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 825th in the region

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