Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th Most Avoided: 11th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 15th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Corporate Police State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Techno is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, strictly enforced bedtime, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.681 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Technoan economy, worth an astonishing 23,663 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 771,290 Naks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,822,364 per year while the poor average 52,442, a ratio of 92.0 to 1.

Citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free, and only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Techno's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Techno is ranked 19,913th in the world and 53rd in Wysteria for Most Stationary, with 456.70804104 Days.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10thMost Avoided: 11thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 21stHighest Economic Output: 23rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24thHighest Average Incomes: 28thLargest Populations: 34thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 34thLargest Gambling Industry: 34thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 39thLargest Mining Sector: 46thFattest Citizens: 52ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 62ndLargest Insurance Industry: 64thLargest Retail Industry: 66thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 67thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 71stMost Secular: 81stMost Armed: 90thRudest Citizens: 98thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 116thMost Corrupt Governments: 126thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 136thSmartest Citizens: 161stMost Scientifically Advanced: 163rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 258thLargest Information Technology Sector: 328thLargest Publishing Industry: 801stLargest Governments: 880thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 894thLargest Agricultural Sector: 979thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 993rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,679thLargest Black Market: 2,108thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,713thNudest: 3,306thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,572ndMost Pro-Market: 7,290thTop
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Most Extreme: 11,099thMost Conservative: 14,385th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • : Techno was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from The Matriarchy of Innato, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use NakNakdam as a backdrop.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms.

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