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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22nd
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Corporate Police State
All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population39.838 billion

LeaderThe Allmighty Nak Nak


The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Techno is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 39.838 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Technoan economy, worth an astonishing 31,112 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 780,970 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,698,321 per year while the poor average 15,541, a ratio of 431 to 1.

Phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, children usually cry on their first day of school, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Techno's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Techno is ranked 245,658th in the world and 68th in Wysteria for Best Weather, with -7180 Meters Of Sunlight.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22ndMost Avoided: 23rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 23rdHighest Economic Output: 24thMost Efficient Economies: 36thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 43rdLargest Populations: 47thHighest Average Incomes: 49thLargest Gambling Industry: 51stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 52ndLargest Mining Sector: 52ndLargest Insurance Industry: 64thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 66thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 70thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 70thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 91stFattest Citizens: 95thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 109thMost Armed: 141stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 161stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 186thMost Scientifically Advanced: 245thMost Corrupt Governments: 270thMost Secular: 329thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 355thSmartest Citizens: 469thLargest Agricultural Sector: 476thLargest Retail Industry: 651stRudest Citizens: 756thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 796thLargest Publishing Industry: 856thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 937thLargest Governments: 1,254thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,454thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,545thTop
Nudest: 3,524thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,422ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,027thLargest Black Market: 6,082ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,780thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,462ndMost Pro-Market: 20,209thMost Conservative: 21,889th
Nudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the region

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