The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Techno is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, digital currency, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 40.804 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Technoan economy, worth an astonishing 31,866 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 780,968 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,698,310 per year while the poor average 15,541, a ratio of 431 to 1.

Phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, children usually cry on their first day of school, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Techno's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Techno is ranked 42^nd in the world and 8^th in Wysteria for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 31,666.75 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.