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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22nd
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Corporate Police State
All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!
The Allmighty Nak Nak
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Civil Rights
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Techno

Population40.804 billion

CapitalNakNakdam
LeaderThe Allmighty Nak Nak
FaithNakNakism

CurrencyNak
AnimalNakster

The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Techno is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, digital currency, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 40.804 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Technoan economy, worth an astonishing 31,866 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 780,968 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,698,310 per year while the poor average 15,541, a ratio of 431 to 1.

Phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, children usually cry on their first day of school, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Techno's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Techno is ranked 42nd in the world and 8th in Wysteria for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 31,666.75 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22ndMost Avoided: 22ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 23rdHighest Economic Output: 25thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 42ndMost Efficient Economies: 43rdLargest Populations: 44thLargest Gambling Industry: 48thHighest Average Incomes: 51stLargest Mining Sector: 55thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 62ndLargest Insurance Industry: 63rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 68thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 72ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 73rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 96thFattest Citizens: 97thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 107thMost Armed: 147thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 163rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 184thMost Scientifically Advanced: 264thMost Patriotic: 282ndMost Corrupt Governments: 298thMost Secular: 347thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 433rdSmartest Citizens: 493rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 538thLargest Retail Industry: 725thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 758thRudest Citizens: 777thLargest Publishing Industry: 887thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 971stLargest Governments: 1,290thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,542ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,558thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,958thNudest: 3,329thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,257thLargest Black Market: 5,654thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,526thTop
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Most Conservative: 18,664thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,012thMost Pro-Market: 20,731st
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Techno was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Wealthy Evil Empire of Zamberdaf, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Techno was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Wars Forever, killing 166 million zombies.
  • : Techno was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Wars Forever, killing 699 million zombies.
  • : Techno was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Wars Forever, killing 835 million zombies.
  • : Techno was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Wars Forever, killing 401 million zombies.

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