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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th Most Avoided: 13th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 20th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Corporate Police State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
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Political Freedom

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Population32.862 billion

LeaderThe Allmighty Nak Nak


The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Techno is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.862 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Technoan economy, worth an astonishing 25,359 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 771,707 Naks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,840,053 per year while the poor average 52,044, a ratio of 93.0 to 1.

Fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes, and there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Techno's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Techno is ranked 151,135th in the world and 82nd in Wysteria for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 22.62 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9thMost Avoided: 13thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20thHighest Economic Output: 22ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22ndHighest Average Incomes: 31stLargest Populations: 32ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 33rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 47thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 49thLargest Gambling Industry: 52ndLargest Mining Sector: 53rdFattest Citizens: 63rdLargest Insurance Industry: 74thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 75thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 78thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 91stMost Armed: 108thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 130thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 138thLargest Retail Industry: 171stMost Corrupt Governments: 172ndMost Secular: 220thRudest Citizens: 247thSmartest Citizens: 248thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 266thMost Scientifically Advanced: 322ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 703rdLargest Publishing Industry: 843rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 903rdLargest Governments: 968thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,111thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,256thMost Efficient Economies: 1,660thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,540thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,899thNudest: 3,079thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,896thMost Pro-Market: 7,219thTop
Most Extreme: 12,955thMost Stationary: 13,027th
Nudest: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the region

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