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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th Most Avoided: 12th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Corporate Police State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Techno is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.29 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Technoan economy, worth an astonishing 24,134 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 771,332 Naks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,822,627 per year while the poor average 52,445, a ratio of 92.0 to 1.

The nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, and annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Techno's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Techno is ranked 169,753rd in the world and 92nd in Wysteria for Most Income Equality, scoring 1.09 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10thMost Avoided: 12thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16thHighest Economic Output: 22ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24thHighest Average Incomes: 29thLargest Populations: 31stLargest Gambling Industry: 36thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 40thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 41stLargest Mining Sector: 46thFattest Citizens: 56thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 64thLargest Insurance Industry: 66thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 69thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 80thLargest Retail Industry: 88thMost Armed: 100thRudest Citizens: 109thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 112thMost Secular: 113thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 145thMost Corrupt Governments: 146thSmartest Citizens: 179thMost Scientifically Advanced: 200thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 263rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 424thLargest Publishing Industry: 792ndLargest Governments: 895thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 908thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,016thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,020thMost Efficient Economies: 1,663rdTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,209thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,720thNudest: 3,670thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,226thMost Pro-Market: 7,907thTop
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Most Extreme: 12,423rdMost Conservative: 16,283rdMost Stationary: 16,897th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt.
  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Techno's influence in Wysteria rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • : Techno was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from The Matriarchy of Innato, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free.

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