by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 1,909th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,801st Least Corrupt Governments: 4,935th
The Inactive Nation of
Democratic Socialists
Still Better Than Italy
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population4.456 billion

CapitalTesla City


The Inactive Nation of Techislovakia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by 000002 with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 4.456 billion Techislovakiai are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tesla City. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Techislovakian economy, worth 488 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 109,666 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, only AI know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, and worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Techislovakia's national animal is the Technicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Techislovakia is ranked 59,834th in the world and 1,711th in Lazarus for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,463.53 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Secular: 1,909thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,801stLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,935thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,441stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,618thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,189thSafest: 8,274thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,409thTop
Best Weather: 9,814thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,178thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,204thSmartest Citizens: 12,464thHealthiest Citizens: 12,582ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,064thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,586thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,875thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,575thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,848thLowest Crime Rates: 15,179thLargest Governments: 15,692ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,745thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,951stHighest Poor Incomes: 16,380th
Most Secular: 64th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 160th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 238th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 331st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 379th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 383rd in the regionSafest: 394th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 420th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 421st in the regionBest Weather: 432nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 435th in the region

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