The United Federation of States of Techganet is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Ahilm Abchoy with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.48 billion Techanereans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Digor Abiesun. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Techanerean economy, worth a remarkable 1,697 trillion Teigns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 179,081 Teigns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries, rumor has it that President Ahilm Abchoy has won three lotteries in a row, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Techganet's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ailmis.

Techganet is ranked 49,056^th in the world and 1,309^th in the South Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 215,866 Standard Monetary Units.