The United Federation of States of Techganet is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Ahilm Abchoy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.979 billion Techanereans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Digor Abiesun. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Techanerean economy, worth 908 trillion Teigns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 182,511 Teigns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Autopsies often involve only cursory examination, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", babies are a small but significant export, and Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Techganet's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ailmis.

Techganet is ranked 5,968^th in the world and 108^th in the South Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.