The United Federated Empire of Techganet is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Yinrumanyun Syaunochtri with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.889 billion Techanereans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Digor Abiesun. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Techanerean economy, worth a remarkable 2,187 trillion Teigns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 184,025 Teigns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Techganet's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ailmis.

Techganet is ranked 5,190^th in the world and 154^th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 125.41 quips per hour.