The United Federation of States of Techganet is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Ahilm Abchoy with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.557 billion Techanereans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Digor Abiesun. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Techanerean economy, worth a remarkable 1,014 trillion Teigns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 182,516 Teigns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Autopsies often involve only cursory examination, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", babies are a small but significant export, and Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Techganet's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ailmis.

Techganet is ranked 2,903^rd in the world and 51^st in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,308.17 on the Clooney Contribution Index.