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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,017thMost Inclusive: 1,365thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,497th
The Heroics of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
I'm too frightened to be scared
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Team Hawkeye

Population4.59 billion

CapitalKuraigana
LeaderKate
FaithMoravian

Currencycenz
Animalhawk

The Heroics of Team Hawkeye is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kate with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.59 billion Hawkeyes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuraigana. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Team Hawkeye economy, worth 900 trillion cenzes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,118 cenzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, and nobody is forced to join the armed forces. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Team Hawkeye's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Moravian.

Team Hawkeye is ranked 3,875th in the world and 2nd in Gypsy Lands for Highest Poor Incomes, with 146,898.78 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,017thMost Inclusive: 1,365thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,497thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,534thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,684thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,755thNicest Citizens: 1,775thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,995thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,193rdMost Pacifist: 2,214thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,234thTop
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Largest Governments: 2,329thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,599thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,610thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,635thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,970thMost Cultured: 3,024thMost Developed: 3,806thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,875thSmartest Citizens: 3,980thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,022ndSafest: 4,770thMost Efficient Economies: 4,819thBest Weather: 4,869thRudest Citizens: 5,459thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,840thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,277thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,578thHighest Average Incomes: 6,645thLowest Crime Rates: 7,048thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,549thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,870thLargest Retail Industry: 8,314thMost Secular: 9,358thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 15,254thHighest Economic Output: 18,993rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,153rdMost Stationary: 22,189th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, nobody is forced to join the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage.
  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune.
  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens.
  • : Team Hawkeye was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, a PhD just ain't what it used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, babies are a small but significant export.
  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece.
  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons.
  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, millions are awarded in damages for bad haircuts.

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