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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,580th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,947th Most Inclusive: 3,747th
The Heroics of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
I'm too frightened to be scared
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Negotiator
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
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Team Hawkeye

Population2.524 billion

CapitalKuraigana
LeaderKate
FaithMoravian

Currencycenz
Animalhawk

The Heroics of Team Hawkeye is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kate with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 2.524 billion Hawkeyes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuraigana. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Team Hawkeye economy, worth 362 trillion cenzes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 143,573 cenzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists, and airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Team Hawkeye's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Moravian.

Team Hawkeye is ranked 5,793rd in the world and 2nd in Gypsy Lands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 14,845.19 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,580thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,947thMost Inclusive: 3,747thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,997thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,218thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,337thNicest Citizens: 4,737thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,378thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,479thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,494thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,651stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,793rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,869thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,968thMost Developed: 6,222ndMost Pacifist: 6,518thLargest Governments: 6,551stBest Weather: 6,566thMost Cultured: 7,493rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,572ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 8,664thSmartest Citizens: 9,704thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,108thMost Efficient Economies: 10,205thLowest Crime Rates: 10,705thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,270thLargest Retail Industry: 12,474thSafest: 12,774thHighest Average Incomes: 13,882ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,912thMost Secular: 14,756thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,916thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,608th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists.
  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit.
  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away.
  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, casino tax breaks are even bigger than their jackpots.
  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines.
  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave.

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