by Max Barry

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The Queendom of
Mother Knows Best State
Surely some revelation is at hand
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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TealaXIII

Population1.558 billion

CurrencyDenero
AnimalWolf

The Queendom of TealaXIII is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.558 billion TealaXIIIians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Administration, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 36.8%.

The TealaXIIIian economy, worth 81.7 trillion Deneroes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,439 Deneroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on TealaXIIIian roads, smoking is banned in public areas, a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, and foreign nationals are widely distrusted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TealaXIII's national animal is the Wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

TealaXIII is ranked 157,725th in the world and 2,914th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -1.18 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Healthiest Citizens: 287th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 312th in the regionSafest: 359th in the regionMost Devout: 383rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 384th in the regionMost Armed: 426th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 469th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : TealaXIII's influence in Artificial Solar System rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : TealaXIII's influence in Artificial Solar System fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
  • : TealaXIII's influence in Artificial Solar System rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in TealaXIII, foreign nationals are widely distrusted.
  • : Following new legislation in TealaXIII, a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Following new legislation in TealaXIII, smoking is banned in public areas.
  • : Following new legislation in TealaXIII, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on TealaXIIIian roads.
  • : Following new legislation in TealaXIII, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : TealaXIII's influence in Artificial Solar System fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
  • : TealaXIII's influence in Artificial Solar System rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".

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