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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,659th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,282nd Most Influential: 6,667th
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Teachian

Population435 million

CurrencyMark
AnimalFox

The Commonwealth of Teachian is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its smutty television, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 435 million Teachans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 49.9%.

The powerhouse Teachianian economy, worth 40.4 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,949 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Every week is blindness awareness week, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Teachian City. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teachian's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Teachian is ranked 16,253rd in the world and 678th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,193.46 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,659thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,282ndMost Influential: 6,667thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 12,338thNicest Citizens: 13,630thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,895thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,253rdMost Inclusive: 16,459th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 51st in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 323rd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 438th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 474th in the regionNicest Citizens: 478th in the regionMost Influential: 488th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 498th in the regionBest Weather: 572nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 576th in the regionMost Inclusive: 584th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 610th in the regionMost Average: 677th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 678th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 691st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 699th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 704th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 724th in the regionMost Pacifist: 732nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Teachian voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Bachtendekuppen".
  • : Teachian was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Lester Crest.
  • : Teachian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Teachian, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Teachian City.
  • : Following new legislation in Teachian, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Teachian, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Teachian, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Teachian, straitjackets are a common religious garb.
  • : Following new legislation in Teachian, grumbling early morning commuters bemoan having to travel to work in the dark.
  • : Following new legislation in Teachian, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Teachian.

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