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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,661stLargest Welfare Programs: 20,198thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,169th
The Armed Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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Tea Chuggers

Population3.652 billion

Currencydolan
Animalayylmao

The Armed Republic of Tea Chuggers is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.652 billion tea chuggers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 58.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient tea chugging economy, worth 131 trillion dolans a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,109 dolans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, and reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tea Chuggers's national animal is the ayylmao, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tea Chuggers is ranked 103,178th in the world and 2nd in After Oil for Healthiest Citizens, with 2.52 bananas ingested per day.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,661stTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 20,198thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,169thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,988thMost Pacifist: 26,069th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tea Chuggers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Tea Chuggers altered its national flag.
  • : Tea Chuggers altered its national flag.
  • : Tea Chuggers altered its national flag.
  • : Tea Chuggers altered its national flag.
  • : Tea Chuggers altered its national flag.
  • : Tea Chuggers altered its national flag.
  • : Tea Chuggers altered its national flag.
  • : Tea Chuggers altered its national flag.
  • : Tea Chuggers altered its national flag.

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