The Principality of Tea-drinking Pomeranians is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Truffle Trafalgar with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 26.619 billion Tea-drinking Pomeraniansians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unsweetened Please City. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Tea-drinking Pomeraniansian economy, worth a remarkable 4,089 trillion Pierogis a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,634 Pierogis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Calling out of the blue has become taboo, the public are free to vote for whomever the government wants in office, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, and cities are engulfed by smog. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tea-drinking Pomeranians's national animal is the Pomeranian, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Tea-drinking Pomeranians is ranked 5,463^rd in the world and 1^st in Auxilium for Largest Governments, scoring 42.24 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.