The Kingdom of Te Netherlands is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Albert Legtenberg with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.637 billion Dutch have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Dutch economy, worth 492 trillion Guldens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,473 Guldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, and you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Te Netherlands's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Te Netherlands is ranked 232,713^th in the world and 64^th in European Union for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -5.51 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.