The United Socialist States of TDarba Noir is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 389 million TDarba Noirians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 34.2%.

The sizeable but inefficient TDarba Noirian economy, worth 16.0 trillion dolars a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,053 dolars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Posters on 'TDarba Noirian Values' advise against being proud of TDarba Noir, war vets look after war animals, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, and the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TDarba Noir's national animal is the Puma , which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

TDarba Noir is ranked 92,051^st in the world and 369^th in Europeia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,712.59 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.