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Largest Mining Sector: 6,759th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,681st Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,887th
The Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Justice, Piety, Loyalty
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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Tchwartzhad

Population108 million

Currencypeso
Animalfalcon

The Republic of Tchwartzhad is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avant-garde cinema, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 108 million Tchwartzhadians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.

The very strong Tchwartzhadian economy, worth 5.32 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 49,242 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, smoking is banned in public areas, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, and returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Tchwartzhad's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Tchwartzhad is ranked 143,232nd in the world and 2nd in empty wasteland for Most Stationary, with 6.3478778818 Days.

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Largest Mining Sector: 6,759thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,681stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,887th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tchwartzhad, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Tchwartzhad, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed.
  • : Following new legislation in Tchwartzhad, smoking is banned in public areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Tchwartzhad, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired.
  • : Tchwartzhad was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • : Following new legislation in Tchwartzhad, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night.
  • : Following new legislation in Tchwartzhad, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Tchwartzhad, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
  • : Following new legislation in Tchwartzhad, Tchwartzhadian husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Tchwartzhad, governments opposing Tchwartzhad are beset by rebels.

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