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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,913th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,419th Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,265th
The Communally-Governed Nation of
Left-wing Utopia
Hi. I'm Tchaikovsky, Lenin's counterpart.
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Tchaikovsky

Population2.577 billion

Capital♯discussion
Leaderthe Comrade Members of the NSLeft

Currencylemon
Animalwhale

The Communally-Governed Nation of Tchaikovsky is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Comrade Members of the NSLeft with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.577 billion Tchaikovskians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ♯discussion. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Tchaikovskian economy, worth 282 trillion lemons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 109,553 lemons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, protestors are soaking piles of lemons in blood to make a point about government incomes, and taxi drivers seem less xenophobic these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tchaikovsky's national animal is the whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Tchaikovsky is ranked 4,750th in the world and 1st in NSLeft for Most Inclusive, scoring 225.51 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,913thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,419thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,265thNicest Citizens: 3,506thMost Inclusive: 4,750thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,787thBest Weather: 5,913thMost Pacifist: 6,525thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,721stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,938thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 8,940thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,950thSafest: 8,977thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,221stHealthiest Citizens: 9,405thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,748thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,958thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,372ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,695thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,708thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,279thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,415thMost Politically Free: 12,548thSmartest Citizens: 12,606thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,111thLargest Governments: 15,793rdMost Income Equality: 16,574thMost Developed: 16,811thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,008thLowest Crime Rates: 17,185thMost Secular: 17,213th

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  • : Following new legislation in Tchaikovsky, taxi drivers seem less xenophobic these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Tchaikovsky, protestors are soaking piles of lemons in blood to make a point about government incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Tchaikovsky, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
  • : Following new legislation in Tchaikovsky, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Tchaikovsky, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
  • : Tchaikovsky was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest and the Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Tchaikovsky, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts.
  • : Tchaikovsky was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Tchaikovsky, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.
  • : Following new legislation in Tchaikovsky, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet.

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