The Most Feared Military of TBH Commander is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by commander red back with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.423 billion TBH Commanderians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 25.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped TBH Commanderian economy, worth 560 trillion noddles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 20,443 noddles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, the government spends millions of noddles every year prosecuting spammers, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material, and a new "thought police" branch is being developed. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force. TBH Commander's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is a major religion.

TBH Commander is ranked 106,870^th in the world and 232^nd in The Black Hawks for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 271.77 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.