The Most Feared Military of TBH Commander is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by commander red back with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 30.982 billion TBH Commanderians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. The average income tax rate is 31.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient TBH Commanderian economy, worth 974 trillion noddles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,444 noddles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, citizens must pay to enjoy TBH Commander's pristine beaches, and hospitals scramble for new disinfectants following a ban on rubbing alcohol. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. TBH Commander's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

TBH Commander is ranked 70,378^th in the world and 119^th in The Black Hawks for Longest Average Lifespans, with 74.25 years.