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Most Stationary: 378thNudest: 2,085thLargest Populations: 2,463rd
The Most Feared Military of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Commander of the most feared Military Org in NS
Influence
Negotiator
Founder
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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TBH Commander

Population27.423 billion

Leadercommander red back
Faitha major religion

Currencynoddle
Animalhawk

The Most Feared Military of TBH Commander is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by commander red back with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.423 billion TBH Commanderians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 25.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped TBH Commanderian economy, worth 560 trillion noddles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 20,443 noddles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, the government spends millions of noddles every year prosecuting spammers, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material, and a new "thought police" branch is being developed. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force. TBH Commander's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is a major religion.

TBH Commander is ranked 106,870th in the world and 232nd in The Black Hawks for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 271.77 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Stationary: 378thTop
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Nudest: 2,085thLargest Populations: 2,463rdMost Influential: 5,154thMost Authoritarian: 8,467thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 8,625thLargest Black Market: 11,390thMost Avoided: 12,743rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,668th
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in TBH Commander, a new "thought police" branch is being developed.
  • : Following new legislation in TBH Commander, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material.
  • : Following new legislation in TBH Commander, the government spends millions of noddles every year prosecuting spammers.
  • : TBH Commander was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in TBH Commander, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
  • : Following new legislation in TBH Commander, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough.
  • : Following new legislation in TBH Commander, becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom.
  • : Following new legislation in TBH Commander, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh.
  • : Following new legislation in TBH Commander, owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning.
  • : Following new legislation in TBH Commander, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges.

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