The Armed Republic of Tayner is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 16.153 billion Plebs enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red City. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Taynerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,472 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 153,052 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, and hospitals in Tayner are too busy serving the needs of the Rejected Realms to see Plebs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tayner's national animal is the Pelican, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tayner was endorsed by The Empire of Desolate Chaosverse.
- : Tayner's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Tayner was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Tayner was endorsed by The Nawabate of Benngal.
- : Tayner was endorsed by The Pink Pony Playtime Paradise of Dyllypoly.
- : Tayner was endorsed by The Dominion of Bureau of WA Affairs.
- : Tayner was endorsed by The Dastardly Driveling Delegate of Minskiev.
- : Tayner was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Tayner was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Tayner was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.