by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,246th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,743rd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,404th
The Armed Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
For The Republic, For Freedom!
WA Delegate / Prime Minister
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population10.038 billion

CapitalRed City

CurrencyGold Coin

The Armed Republic of Tayner is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.038 billion Plebs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red City. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Taynerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,454 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 144,887 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Creative compliance measures ensure that high-ranking officials live in luxury while the country's coffers collect cobwebs, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, and traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tayner's national animal is the Pelican, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tayner is ranked 9,137th in the world and 4th in Confederation of Sovereign States for Most Corrupt Governments, with 95.53 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,246thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,743rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,404thMost Efficient Economies: 4,118thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,254thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,453rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,555thLargest Governments: 5,026thMost Influential: 5,332ndLargest Welfare Programs: 6,254thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,248thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,511thMost Developed: 8,294thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,454thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,828thHighest Economic Output: 8,936thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,137thMost Stationary: 9,174thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,766thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,161stLowest Crime Rates: 11,241stMost Inclusive: 11,335thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,720thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,222ndSmartest Citizens: 13,258thMost Cultured: 13,928thHighest Average Incomes: 13,990thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,953rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,130th

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