by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,201st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,670th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,337th
The Armed Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
For The Republic, For Freedom!
WA Delegate / Prime Minister
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population10.203 billion

CapitalRed City

CurrencyGold Coin

The Armed Republic of Tayner is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.203 billion Plebs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red City. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Taynerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,478 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 144,887 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Creative compliance measures ensure that high-ranking officials live in luxury while the country's coffers collect cobwebs, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, and traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tayner's national animal is the Pelican, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tayner is ranked 133,643rd in the world and 1st in Confederation of Sovereign States for Most Primitive, scoring -158.39 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,201stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,670thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,337thMost Efficient Economies: 3,945thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,207thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,320thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,475thLargest Governments: 5,006thMost Influential: 5,254thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,058thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,195thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,306thTop
Most Developed: 8,211thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,294thHighest Economic Output: 8,579thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,723rdMost Corrupt Governments: 8,871stMost Stationary: 9,013thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,569thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,820thLowest Crime Rates: 11,060thMost Inclusive: 11,179thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,549thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,063rdSmartest Citizens: 13,112thHighest Average Incomes: 13,687thMost Cultured: 13,692ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,660thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,528th

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