The Armed Republic of Tayner is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.038 billion Plebs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red City. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Taynerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,454 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 144,887 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Creative compliance measures ensure that high-ranking officials live in luxury while the country's coffers collect cobwebs, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, and traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tayner's national animal is the Pelican, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tayner was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Tayner voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Drug Abuse Amelioration Act".
- : Tayner lodged a message on the Confederation of Sovereign States Regional Message Board.
- : Tayner was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Tayner appointed The Coalition of Ithalian Empire as Minister of Defense with authority over Border Control, Communications, and Polls in Confederation of Sovereign States.
- : Tayner was endorsed by The Dominion of Hope and Rationality.
- : The Galactic Empire of Sacred Stars appointed Tayner as Prime Minister with authority over Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in Confederation of Sovereign States.
- : Tayner was endorsed by The Armed Confederation of Vyctar.
- : Tayner seized the position of Confederation of Sovereign States WA Delegate from Srsurvivors.
- : Tayner was endorsed by The Coalition of Ithalian Empire.