The Matriarchy of TaylorSwift is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.005 billion TaylorSwiftians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pennsylvania. The average income tax rate is 15.3%.

The TaylorSwiftian economy, worth 750 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 53,569 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, the government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions, Zebras with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, and torture is illegal. Crime is moderate. TaylorSwift's national animal is the Zebra.

TaylorSwift is ranked 145,002^nd in the world and 7^th in Grand Central for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 102,103 Standard Monetary Units.