The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Tax Haven Islands is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 822 million Havnrs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Havnian economy, worth 96.2 trillion Candy Cane Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 117,023 Candy Cane Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tax Haven Islands's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tax Haven Islands is ranked 3,781^st in the world and 30^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 12,860.96 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.