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Least Corrupt Governments: 4,394th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,343rd Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,356th
The Confederacy of
Left-wing Utopia
Demand nothing. Take everything.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Confederacy of Tawwassen is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic population of 192 million Tawwassians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 57.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Tawwassenian economy, worth 9.29 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 48,407 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The wreckages of bombed planes that litter Tawwassen are highly popular tourist destinations, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches, and no one over the age of 35 has the slightest clue what is going on. Crime is totally unknown. Tawwassen's national animal is the Spirit Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tawwassen is ranked 78,525th in the world and 119th in The Internationale for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 1,557.23 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 4,394thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,343rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,356thMost Income Equality: 7,354thTop
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Most Secular: 12,725thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,737thNicest Citizens: 13,990thMost Inclusive: 15,531stSafest: 16,547th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tawwassen, no one over the age of 35 has the slightest clue what is going on.
  • : Tawwassen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Marriage Equality"".
  • : Following new legislation in Tawwassen, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches.
  • : Following new legislation in Tawwassen, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Tawwassen, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter Tawwassen are highly popular tourist destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Tawwassen, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
  • : Following new legislation in Tawwassen, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows.
  • : Tawwassen endorsed The United Socialist States of Skiavania.
  • : Tawwassen was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Skiavania.
  • : Following new legislation in Tawwassen, government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations.

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