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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,639th Highest Drug Use: 5,534th Nicest Citizens: 5,670th
The Confederacy of
Left-wing Utopia
An injury to one, is an injury to all
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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Tawwassen

Population971 million

CapitalSalish Bay
LeaderAnthony McGuinness

Currencydollar
AnimalSpirit Bear

The Confederacy of Tawwassen is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Anthony McGuinness with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 971 million Tawwassians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salish Bay. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Tawwassenian economy, worth 108 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 112,180 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The children of Tawwassen are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Anthony McGuinness's bedroom. Crime is totally unknown. Tawwassen's national animal is the Spirit Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tawwassen is ranked 20,322nd in the world and 256th in The Internationale for Safest, scoring 111.24 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,639thHighest Drug Use: 5,534thNicest Citizens: 5,670thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,675thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,761stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,816thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,619thMost Inclusive: 8,171stTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 9,631stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,966thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,466thMost Influential: 13,831stMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,989thMost Secular: 14,563rdSmartest Citizens: 14,659thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,118thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,191stMost Cultured: 15,446thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,676thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,809thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,147thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,548thBest Weather: 18,019th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 21st in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 31st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 51st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tawwassen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Tawwassen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Tawwassen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Tawwassen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Tawwassen, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Anthony McGuinness's bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Tawwassen, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Tawwassen, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares.
  • : Following new legislation in Tawwassen, the children of Tawwassen are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Tawwassen, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
  • : Tawwassen changed its national leader to "Anthony McGuinness".

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