The United Socialist States of Tavanil is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Jordan with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 16.097 billion Tavainians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tsavnic. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tavainian economy, worth a remarkable 3,082 trillion Tavanian dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 191,504 Tavanian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Crow Dung" has been declared a national treasure, and doughnut-makers claim their products are healthy because they are fortified with vitamins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tavanil's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Tavanil is ranked 3,516^th in the world and 19^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 16,950.47 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.