The Golden of Tausend Seen is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Gale Byron with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 782 million Tausend Seenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wechseln Sie die Klinge. The average income tax rate is 56.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Tausend Seenian economy, worth 51.5 trillion Kraftwürfels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 65,911 Kraftwürfels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, and military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tausend Seen's national animal is the Crow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tausend Seen is ranked 26,957^th in the world and 402^nd in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.67 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.