The Freest Congolese Conflux of Tatalia-Nkisi is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mankisi Na'sinka Bosem'bo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.457 billion Tatalia-Nkisians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ma'bansa N'kisi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Tatalia-Nkisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,725 trillion Bo'meng | ཡོ་བྱད་s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 267,186 Bo'meng | ཡོ་བྱད་s, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true, the fattest folk in Tatalia-Nkisi look to be the happiest ones, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, and cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors. Crime is totally unknown. Tatalia-Nkisi's national animal is the M'o'bolko | བྱ་ངང་, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is N'kisi | འབག་མ་.

Tatalia-Nkisi is ranked 1,109^th in the world and 1^st in Sky Haven for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 241,269.31 Standard Monetary Units.