The Space Empire of Tassirion is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The God Emperor Triolan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, vat-grown people, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.653 billion Tassirionians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Moon base. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Tassirionian economy, worth 525 trillion Golds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,254 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, Tassirionian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tassirion's national animal is the Void dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The love of the God Father.

Tassirion is ranked 9,007^th in the world and 262^nd in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,142.05 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.