by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 588thMost Influential: 1,431stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,178th
The Space Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Genitor Vult
The God Emperor Triolan
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.801 billion

CapitalThe Moon base
LeaderThe God Emperor Triolan
FaithThe love of the God Father

AnimalVoid dragon

The Space Empire of Tassirion is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The God Emperor Triolan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.801 billion Tassirionians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Moon base. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tassirionian economy, worth 294 trillion Golds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 163,379 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality, and the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tassirion's national animal is the Void dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The love of the God Father.

Tassirion is ranked 27,157th in the world and 630th in The East Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 105 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 588thMost Influential: 1,431stTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 4,178thMost Developed: 4,607thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,160thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,608thSmartest Citizens: 6,166thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,574thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,876thLowest Crime Rates: 7,133rdLargest Governments: 7,179thMost Inclusive: 7,190thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,337thMost Efficient Economies: 8,110thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,685thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,779thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,005thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,353rdHealthiest Citizens: 10,453rdHighest Average Incomes: 11,474thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,237thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,895thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,353rdMost Corrupt Governments: 13,579thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,006thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,425thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,581stMost Secular: 21,039thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,267thMost Cultured: 23,420th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 39th in the regionMost Influential: 54th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 118th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 121st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 141st in the regionMost Developed: 147th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 165th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 180th in the regionLargest Governments: 189th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 208th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 210th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 213th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 221st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 223rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 230th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 273rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 285th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 296th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 309th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 330th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 343rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 413th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 429th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 486th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 520th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 579th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 630th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 632nd in the regionMost Cultured: 671st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 673rd in the regionMost Secular: 715th in the regionRudest Citizens: 781st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 794th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tassirion, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
  • : Following new legislation in Tassirion, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality.
  • : Tassirion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Tassirion, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
  • : Following new legislation in Tassirion, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Tassirion, being dead no longer has any benefits.
  • : Following new legislation in Tassirion, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction.
  • : Tassirion endorsed The Golden Delegoose Monarchy of Technocratic Tagalog.
  • : Tassirion was endorsed by The Golden Delegoose Monarchy of Technocratic Tagalog.
  • : Following new legislation in Tassirion, the justice of Tassirion is considered superior to that of other nations.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 252 » Brotherland, VW53Aland, H-Zhena, The Empire of Rijelv, Kaigi, Zukchiva, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Lingu, Wizardonia, East Malaysia, Federated States of Zootron, Talitoa, The Three States of Fortuna, The Eternal Land of Jong, Tretrid, Rainbow Vests, Mays Austrian Nation, Evrigenis, Moewland, Interdimensional Waifus, Icelandic Imperium, Headpat Central, A mean old man, Roliganistan, Santa Dystopia, Greater New Cassandra, La xinga, Stellar Colonies, Ephem, Staynes, Dragons Blood, Horn of Havenkaap, New Leganes, Wiranath, Pakitsk, BuciLand, Coruh, Tawuse, Markhor, Sunsistan, Oofery, FreedomIand, Freedomindia, Acronis, Drunken Seal Islands, Imperial Akatsuki, A Slanted Black Stripe, Dragonia, CopyCato, EHTYCSCYTHE, and 202 others.Order of the saint Dumas, Nevertopia, The Armed Savages, Republic of New India, North Insomnia, Centrical Union, Pantheropolis, Cacnesia, Elejamie, Euricanis, Distro-Spartica, Lanwa, The Death Syndicate, Azureano, Wanabe, Modra, Gunov, Serkin, Alttaea, Luisagna, Hitaria, Republoslavia, Ripsylvania, United States Of Krauka, CheeseBurrito, Kublam, Wallenburg, Albrook, Samaltak True, Lyontisia, Wakeopolis, Bai Lung, Ankras, Raneve Brusertheatel, Layngderfleethe, Harro Waarudho, Republic of Berzerkistan, The Solar Ottomans, Danelaw Scandinavia, Tshana, CANZUK 1, Dravida India, Upper Ellisse, South Azerbijan, Lanagon, Wisdoms and Knowledges, Iodinia, Fontesia, Arunika, Hexyia, Plazland, Kucia, Konneticut, United States of Masbate, Granskau, Korktopia, West Swedania, Trimmania, Rokaku, Dratava, Dannemarie, Servants of Gizmo, From New World, ParaSymmetry, Clarence-Voslage, Firenation91, Karatol-Advenra, Impaxia, Kunstistan, Holy Alasia Orozen, Jonathan Schmidt, The Great Andes, Bundes Republic Deutschland, Le Paradoxe, Cameronia Excellentia, Lorynia, Seri Tai Republic, ArenaC, Kangarawa, Norna Chitya, Edmontia, New Amerindia, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Cyrillic Peoples, Kianhua, Davinhia, Monteconstance, Noreds Thereneuthene, ReeK, Sengsara, Impia Aghte, Roma IV, Monezambique, Rhothstan, Jamitri, Qaracukhur, Rhealaliit, Jamiou, United China Nation, New Bradenia Ghost, Forro Islands, Washingtonian Order, Unger under over, BearStackof2015, Adioration, Harmonic Yeetlandia, Taurora, Lurolona, Freedom Fascists, Aeljae, Beausylvana, Nifalembria Zamingstan, Xylapan, Mahatakutana, Ridann, Arouran, The Militarius Imperium, Zulkig, Sen Jast, Goodnamesarerare, ReReReRepublic, Lebarestan, Enlil, Fradrildrun, Bharatewa, Kennardia, Slonful, Taapi, Joundia, Fellon, Slys Paws, Survivoristan, Debluu, The Almighty Country, Dorles, Propwash, Nyanhai, Slongs, Anarchica landia, The island of Kiria, Biggstonia, Socialist Holy American Empire, Mozembique, Farangia, Yharkal Bhanek, Abtracnt, Axdel, Narinoland, Mayapada, New Liberitad, Hokolokia, Trulu, Kristanya, Zang0, The Former Baltic States, Sansangra, Wolemoer, Adavan, Janoobi Jazair, New Mainz, Roissyland, Dahom, Khvetsch, Chols Worithopia, Airrajul, Pasedonia, New Terabithia, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Muricia, Riveraland, Blobbo, No Crime Here, 3 14159265358979323846264, Zeiberland, Lantros, JosheNation, Empire of Dabiristan, Yelkinam, Bytes, Aoba-Johsai, Vogar, Hellod Immury, Nossepachina, Aeoliah, Technocraticofgivus, Falthonia, Crucifer, Insi Karai, New Ailartsua, United Socialist States of Amerika, The New Tace, Jove Mahmo, Eastern Alksearia, Argentianworkslasia, North Bernia, Claniangdow, Lorrana, Federation Of Columbian Republics, Espeon LD, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Vizh, and Technocratic Tagalog.

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