by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 589thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 628thLargest Information Technology Sector: 738th
The Galactic kingdom of
Right-wing Utopia
Plus Ultra
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population7.271 billion


AnimalVoid Husky

The Galactic kingdom of Tassirion is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Triolan with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, triple-decker prams, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.271 billion Tassirionians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moon. The average income tax rate is 66.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tassirionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,655 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 227,638 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, the nation has learned that pulling out is messy, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, and private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tassirion's national animal is the Void Husky, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tassirion is ranked 14,435th in the world and 224th in The East Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,648.28 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 589thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 628thLargest Information Technology Sector: 738thMost Influential: 1,266thRudest Citizens: 1,273rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,502ndSmartest Citizens: 1,946thMost Developed: 2,732ndTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,205thMost Inclusive: 3,496thMost Efficient Economies: 3,629thHealthiest Citizens: 4,034thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,275thLargest Retail Industry: 4,347thHighest Food Quality: 5,113thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,423rdNudest: 6,219thHighest Average Incomes: 6,297thLowest Crime Rates: 8,679thMost Patriotic: 8,933rdLargest Governments: 9,170thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,543rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,954thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,076thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,890thMost Cultured: 11,945thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,017thMost Secular: 12,448thHighest Economic Output: 14,281stTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,413thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,435thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,500thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,426thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,850thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,301stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,117thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,666thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26,383rd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionMost Influential: 28th in the regionRudest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 31st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 38th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 41st in the regionTop
Most Developed: 71st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 71st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 76th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 89th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 94th in the regionMost Inclusive: 102nd in the regionNudest: 107th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 117th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 118th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 140th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 151st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 160th in the regionMost Patriotic: 180th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 191st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 194th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 224th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 226th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 226th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 234th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 236th in the regionLargest Governments: 238th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 277th in the regionMost Cultured: 287th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 304th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 369th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 394th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 432nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 434th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 532nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 532nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 561st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tassirion, private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button.
  • : Following new legislation in Tassirion, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Tassirion, the nation has learned that pulling out is messy.
  • : Tassirion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Tassirion, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room.
  • : Following new legislation in Tassirion, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left.
  • : Following new legislation in Tassirion, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
  • : Following new legislation in Tassirion, senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories.
  • : Following new legislation in Tassirion, a soldier's body is a temple.
  • : Following new legislation in Tassirion, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 204 » Republic of Berzerkistan, Roliganistan, Verconia, VW53Aland, La Xinga, Elejamie, New Leganes, Grossvietnam, EmpireBR, Pondingonia, Marrabuk, Malvekia, Tea Jol, Sandboxford, ArenaC, Karatol-Advenra, Stellar Colonies, European Global Hegemony, Kurikia, Estande, Azosd, Order of the Saint Dumas, Romanoddle Republic, Nova Avalona, Barfleur, Tshana, Foksan, Floridian Australia, Bissrigeor, Hizuru, Carora, United Repub1ic, Caymarnia, Grod Dratia, Modra, United Worlds of Waifuland, Sector 39-C, Kalaratri, Keovia, Karcovshkie, The Empire of Rijelv, Talitoa, Myehn, A Slanted Black Stripe, The Almighty Country, Wiranath, Debluu, Kriov, Cymru Broadcasters, Ossishiem, and 154 others.Adavan, Unger under over, Kaigi, ReeK, The United States of Super, New Gehenna, Trimmania, CheeseBurrito, Fellon, Kublam, Agave, Unitria, Leonaru, A mean old man, Pribleurndy, Her Malue, Isahaak, Developing World, Vilender, Cornholiolands, Awestre Gorend, Azealand Isle, Drunken Seal Islands, Massaaraloo, Lyontisia, Adolanta, Grangrado, Utopic utopia, Priti Purple Wonderland, Norveeba, Metzitlan, Amabilis, Auricland, The Holy Utopian Republic, Thurland, Ridann, Eldana, Impia Aghte, Aeljae, Alarastra, Zulore, Lanagon, Altys, Firenation91, Janoobi Jazair, The Great Andes, Centrical Union, Trinchet, New Sandsnionion, Verisi, Harro Waarudho, West Elyria, Enou, The Soviet Texas Union, Zanithia, Aivintis, Daravon, Vallangast, NewImperia, Kucia, Asendavia, Cacnesia, The Greater Virginia Republic, Rainbow Vests, Goodnamesarerare, Headpat Central, Man Secoopia, Kangarawa, Murinian Union, Enlil, Lorynia, Zang0, Seri Tai Republic, Bundes Republic Deutschland, Irizia, Axdel, Dorles, Christinia, Blobbo, Slonful, Mundiferrum, Arouran, Savage, The 7th Coalition of Alba, Nuovo Regno Italico, Constervatania, Jankono, Chinookery, Dwightica, Endertopias, Kuseropia Repubationtopia, 3 14159265358979323846264, Abtracnt, East Malaysia, Rokaku, Akimera, Propwash, Davinhia, The Holy Rat, Sansangra, Mariarty, ReReReRepublic, Xinjiayuan, Solek, Duracell, Ratlan, The Brazilian Freedom States, Mestov, Coule Presko, Roissyland, BearStackof2015, Anfair, Froppill, The Feld, Buushi, Federated States of Zootron, New Bradenia Ghost, Iodinia, United Citizens, Slys Paws, Lunma Un, Lurolona, Evdon, West Nagato, Working scumbags, Cappedore, Zurhnia, Anthonyland, Goat Republic, The Naval States of North America, Theaetetus, Scotacia, Sergioica, Brotherland, Evrigenis, The Marlands, Hyrcanian-Khanates, Wallenburg, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Khusja, Gran Yucanoa, Mabornia, Osipia, Davidos Bananos, Empire of Dabiristan, Canadian Technocrats, Kirsiaya, Amjedia, Coruh, Connerii, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Merlovich, Anarchic Gang, and Cyberstrom.