Population | 1.801 billion |
Capital | The Moon base |
Leader | The God Emperor Triolan |
Faith | The love of the God Father |
Currency | Gold |
Animal | Void dragon |
The Space Empire of Tassirion is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The God Emperor Triolan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.801 billion Tassirionians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Moon base. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Tassirionian economy, worth 294 trillion Golds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 163,379 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality, and the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tassirion's national animal is the Void dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The love of the God Father.
Tassirion is ranked 27,157th in the world and 630th in The East Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 105 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Tassirion, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
- : Following new legislation in
Tassirion, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality.
- :
Tassirion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in
Tassirion, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
- : Following new legislation in
Tassirion, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
- : Following new legislation in
Tassirion, being dead no longer has any benefits.
- : Following new legislation in
Tassirion, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction.
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Tassirion endorsed
The Golden Delegoose Monarchy of Technocratic Tagalog.
- :
Tassirion was endorsed by
The Golden Delegoose Monarchy of Technocratic Tagalog.
- : Following new legislation in
Tassirion, the justice of Tassirion is considered superior to that of other nations.
World Assembly
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