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Rudest Citizens: 377thMost Valuable International Artwork: 453rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 559th
The Galactic kingdom of
Capitalist Paradise
Plus Ultra
Triolan
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Tassirion

Population8.335 billion

CapitalMoon
LeaderTriolan

CurrencyGold
AnimalVoid Husky

The Galactic kingdom of Tassirion is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Triolan with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.335 billion Tassirionians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tassirionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,095 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 251,366 Golds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,626,344 per year while the poor average 15,590, a ratio of 104 to 1.

Lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Triolan Pics" has made Triolan's mom a celebrity, and graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tassirion's national animal is the Void Husky, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tassirion is ranked 33,100th in the world and 747th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.76 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Rudest Citizens: 377thMost Valuable International Artwork: 453rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 559thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 808thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,073rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,120thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,194thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,374thMost Influential: 1,462ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,669thSmartest Citizens: 1,856thLargest Retail Industry: 2,471stTop
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Most Developed: 3,147thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,557thMost Inclusive: 3,784thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,348thMost Efficient Economies: 4,402ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,739thHighest Average Incomes: 5,213thHealthiest Citizens: 5,540thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,720thHighest Food Quality: 5,887thNudest: 6,697thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,241stLongest Average Lifespans: 10,047thMost Patriotic: 10,941stHighest Economic Output: 11,523rdMost Secular: 11,806thTop
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Most Cultured: 17,850thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,927thLargest Governments: 20,379thLargest Mining Sector: 21,174thMost Pro-Market: 24,793rdMost Subsidized Industry: 25,593rd
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Rudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 24th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 40th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 43rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 44th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 53rd in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 72nd in the regionMost Developed: 76th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 77th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 80th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 87th in the regionMost Inclusive: 104th in the regionNudest: 112th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 119th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 126th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 142nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 153rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 179th in the regionMost Patriotic: 194th in the regionMost Secular: 263rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 274th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 275th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 305th in the regionLargest Governments: 421st in the regionMost Cultured: 430th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 475th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 498th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tassirion was endorsed by The Community of Mobian Islands.
  • : Following new legislation in Tassirion, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Following new legislation in Tassirion, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Triolan Pics" has made Triolan's mom a celebrity.
  • : Following new legislation in Tassirion, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays.
  • : Following new legislation in Tassirion, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies.
  • : Following new legislation in Tassirion, the only science is political science.
  • : Following new legislation in Tassirion, populations of two-headed Void Huskies have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Tassirion, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass.
  • : Tassirion endorsed The Armed Republic of NewImperia.
  • : Tassirion was endorsed by The Armed Republic of NewImperia.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 177 » Republic of Berzerkistan, Roliganistan, Verconia, La Xinga, Elejamie, New Leganes, Grossvietnam, EmpireBR, Pondingonia, Marrabuk, Malvekia, Tea Jol, Sandboxford, Stellar Colonies, Kurikia, Estande, Azosd, Order of the Saint Dumas, Romanoddle Republic, Nova Avalona, Barfleur, Tshana, Foksan, Floridian Australia, Hizuru, Carora, United Repub1ic, Caymarnia, Grod Dratia, Modra, United Worlds of Waifuland, Sector 39-C, Kalaratri, Keovia, The Empire of Rijelv, Talitoa, Myehn, A Slanted Black Stripe, The Almighty Country, Wiranath, Kriov, Cymru Broadcasters, Adavan, Unger under over, Kaigi, ReeK, New Gehenna, Trimmania, CheeseBurrito, Fellon, and 127 others.Kublam, Agave, Unitria, Leonaru, A mean old man, Her Malue, Isahaak, Developing World, Vilender, Cornholiolands, Awestre Gorend, Drunken Seal Islands, Massaaraloo, Lyontisia, Adolanta, Norveeba, Amabilis, Auricland, The Holy Utopian Republic, Thurland, Ridann, Eldana, Impia Aghte, Aeljae, Lanagon, Firenation91, Janoobi Jazair, Centrical Union, New Sandsnionion, Harro Waarudho, West Elyria, Enou, The Soviet Texas Union, Zanithia, Aivintis, Daravon, Vallangast, Kucia, Asendavia, Cacnesia, Rainbow Vests, Goodnamesarerare, Headpat Central, Kangarawa, Murinian Union, Enlil, Zang0, Seri Tai Republic, Bundes Republic Deutschland, Irizia, Axdel, Dorles, Christinia, Blobbo, Slonful, Mundiferrum, Savage, The 7th Coalition of Alba, Nuovo Regno Italico, Constervatania, Jankono, Chinookery, Dwightica, Endertopias, Abtracnt, East Malaysia, Akimera, Propwash, Davinhia, The Holy Rat, Sansangra, Mariarty, ReReReRepublic, Xinjiayuan, Solek, Duracell, Ratlan, The Brazilian Freedom States, Mestov, Roissyland, BearStackof2015, Anfair, Froppill, Buushi, New Bradenia Ghost, Iodinia, United Citizens, Slys Paws, Lunma Un, Lurolona, Evdon, Cappedore, Anthonyland, Scotacia, Sergioica, Evrigenis, The Marlands, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Khusja, Osipia, Empire of Dabiristan, Amjedia, Coruh, Connerii, Merlovich, Cyberstrom, Katalantana, Troc, Zukchiva, Hunterdon, West Nagato, Atrocha, Novosejia, Dremaur, Hieggary, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Triumphiam, Liberatarianism, Murshan, Vaskeden, Reynar, Valemont, Washingtonian Order, Langburn, Konyai, NewImperia, and Mobian Islands.

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