Population | 8.335 billion |
Capital | Moon |
Leader | Triolan |
Currency | Gold |
Animal | Void Husky |
The Galactic kingdom of Tassirion is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Triolan with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.335 billion Tassirionians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Tassirionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,095 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 251,366 Golds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,626,344 per year while the poor average 15,590, a ratio of 104 to 1.
Lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Triolan Pics" has made Triolan's mom a celebrity, and graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tassirion's national animal is the Void Husky, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Tassirion is ranked 33,100th in the world and 747th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.76 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tassirion was endorsed by The Community of Mobian Islands.
- : Following new legislation in Tassirion, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
- : Following new legislation in Tassirion, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Triolan Pics" has made Triolan's mom a celebrity.
- : Following new legislation in Tassirion, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays.
- : Following new legislation in Tassirion, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies.
- : Following new legislation in Tassirion, the only science is political science.
- : Following new legislation in Tassirion, populations of two-headed Void Huskies have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
- : Following new legislation in Tassirion, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass.
- : Tassirion endorsed The Armed Republic of NewImperia.
- : Tassirion was endorsed by The Armed Republic of NewImperia.
World Assembly
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