The Space Empire of Tassirion is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The God Emperor Triolan with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 4.842 billion Tassirionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Moon base. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tassirionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,086 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 224,474 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Tassirionian satellites can detect it, tax rises are attributed to divine will, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in The Moon base, and it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tassirion's national animal is the cosmic dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The love of the God Father.

Tassirion is ranked 4,333^rd in the world and 108^th in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 154,241.06 Standard Monetary Units.