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Most Secular: 3,770thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,065thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,601st
The United Socialist States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Glory To The Nation My Brother Grew!
Ugne Silale Kurilaviene
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Tarietuva

Population2.07 billion

CapitalArmskau
LeaderUgne Silale Kurilaviene
FaithHermanism | State Atheism

CurrencyArmans
AnimalTitanus Gojira

The United Socialist States of Tarietuva is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ugne Silale Kurilaviene with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.07 billion Tarietuvans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Armskau. The average income tax rate is 84.9%.

The all-consuming Tarietuvan economy, worth 261 trillion Armans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 126,296 Armans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, and the military claims that their threatening letters are signed with the blood of their enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tarietuva's national animal is the Titanus Gojira, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hermanism | State Atheism.

Tarietuva is ranked 189,601st in the world and 32nd in Warzone Sandbox for Fattest Citizens, with 8.57 Obesity Rate.

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Most Secular: 3,770thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,065thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,601stLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,619thMost Authoritarian: 8,674thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,205thLowest Crime Rates: 9,702ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,620thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,205thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,375thLargest Governments: 12,732ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,113thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,725thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,051stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,161stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,683rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,817thHighest Average Incomes: 21,076thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,228thMost Developed: 21,238thSafest: 21,512thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,311thMost Conservative: 22,373rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,372nd
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tarietuva, the military claims that their threatening letters are signed with the blood of their enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Tarietuva, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
  • : Following new legislation in Tarietuva, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
  • : Tarietuva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Tarietuva, the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring.
  • : Following new legislation in Tarietuva, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Tarietuva, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears.
  • : Following new legislation in Tarietuva, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
  • : Tarietuva was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and Most Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Tarietuva, Ugne Silale Kurilaviene has more friends than ever before.

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