by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 790thMost Influential: 1,583rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,951st
The Empire of
Democratic Socialists
We Will Endure
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population4.544 billion

LeaderJasemir Partei Kladerai

AnimalDesert Dove

The Empire of Tardine is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jasemir Partei Kladerai with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, devout population of 4.544 billion Tardineannen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kardenccia. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tardineani economy, worth 604 trillion Tars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,025 Tars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tardine's national animal is the Desert Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Strefandor.

Tardine is ranked 150,196th in the world and 6,343rd in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 843.18 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 790thMost Influential: 1,583rdTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,951stBest Weather: 7,354thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,470thNicest Citizens: 7,595thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,968thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,640thMost Inclusive: 8,666thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,947thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,403rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,461stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,852ndMost Developed: 9,926thHighest Food Quality: 10,239thLowest Crime Rates: 10,430thHealthiest Citizens: 10,639thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,038thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,294thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,668thLargest Governments: 12,688thMost Pacifist: 12,717thSmartest Citizens: 12,738thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,988thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,853rdTop
Most Devout: 15,551stMost Cultured: 16,904thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,582ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,995thMost Efficient Economies: 21,727thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,580thHighest Average Incomes: 22,781stSafest: 23,297thMost Income Equality: 24,171stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25,722nd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 307th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 366th in the regionBest Weather: 391st in the regionMost Devout: 398th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 430th in the regionNicest Citizens: 431st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 452nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 461st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 478th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 497th in the regionMost Inclusive: 502nd in the regionMost Influential: 513th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 518th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 536th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 538th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 550th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 570th in the regionMost Developed: 578th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 587th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 587th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 616th in the regionLargest Governments: 640th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 686th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 689th in the regionMost Pacifist: 695th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 738th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 784th in the regionMost Cultured: 843rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 865th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 878th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 938th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,026th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,109th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,112th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,112th in the regionSafest: 1,184th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,186th in the region

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