The State of Tapajo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 14.911 billion Tapajoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The very strong Tapajoan economy, worth 837 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Trout Farming, and Soda Sales. Average income is 56,151 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 162,620 per year while the poor average 15,364, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, education and welfare spending are on the rise, and Tapajo has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tapajo's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Tapajo is ranked 249,157^th in the world and 358^th in 0000 for Lowest Crime Rates, with 52.26 law-abiding acts per hour.