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Best Weather: 1,377th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,550th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,568th
The Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population17.481 billion

LeaderPresident Ahmed


The Commonwealth of Tanzoria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Ahmed with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.481 billion Tanzorians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carcosa. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Tanzorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,860 trillion Tups a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,619 Tups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Carcosa's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and many politicians are having to do a hard day's work for the first time in their careers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tanzoria's national animal is the Rokaz, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tangatrism.

Tanzoria is ranked 165,764th in the world and 36th in Peoples Republic of the Commonwealth for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.52 Crimes Per Hour.

Best Weather: 1,377thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,550thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,568thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,651stTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,722ndMost Pacifist: 1,788thHealthiest Citizens: 1,841stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,858thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,913thNicest Citizens: 1,935thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,000thMost Developed: 2,157thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,381stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,605thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,926thMost Cultured: 3,071stLowest Crime Rates: 3,186thHighest Economic Output: 3,297thSmartest Citizens: 3,299thLargest Governments: 3,354thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,461stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,644thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,578thMost Inclusive: 4,718thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,809thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,031stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,487thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,622ndLargest Populations: 6,206thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,306thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 9,928thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,590thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,072ndHighest Drug Use: 12,358thMost Efficient Economies: 13,288th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the region

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