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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 313thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 555thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 857th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
To do
Influence
Vassal
Supreme General
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Tanoai

Population3.042 billion

CapitalTeo city
LeaderEmperor Mateo
FaithChristianity

CurrencyTeos
Animalmy sister

The Empire of Tanoai is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Mateo with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, avowedly heterosexual populace, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.042 billion Tanoaians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teo city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tanoaian economy, worth 656 trillion Teos a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 215,924 Teos, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,144,640 per year while the poor average 21,556, a ratio of 53.1 to 1.

The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, and the nation is under martial law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Tanoai's national animal is the my sister, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Tanoai is ranked 123,638th in the world and 55th in The Alliance of Eros for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 1,059.88 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 313thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 555thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 857thMost Patriotic: 908thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,338thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,604thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,742ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,332ndTop
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Most Avoided: 2,511thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,987thLargest Black Market: 3,309thLargest Mining Sector: 3,987thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,393rdMost Conservative: 5,138thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,435thHighest Average Incomes: 5,605thRudest Citizens: 8,154thMost Secular: 9,505thLargest Governments: 10,998thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 12,541stHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,581stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,205th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the region

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