Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,437th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,486th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,181st
The New Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The goals are simple: safety and security.
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Power
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Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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The New Republic of TannerFrankLand is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tanner Franklin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and hatred of cheese. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 15.404 billion TannerFrankLandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poplar Bluff. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The strong TannerFrankLandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,368 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 88,826 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TannerFrankLand's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Utopism.

TannerFrankLand is ranked 15,254th in the world and 1st in Topids Stash for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.84 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,437thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,486thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,181stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,444thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,315thLargest Populations: 6,089thLargest Governments: 6,232ndLowest Crime Rates: 6,328thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,720thHighest Economic Output: 6,814thSafest: 7,187thBest Weather: 7,209thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,570thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 8,193rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,107thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,134thMost Conservative: 10,808thMost Pacifist: 10,979thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,814thMost Devout: 12,900thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,017thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,231stMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,254thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,968th

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces, Best Weather, Most Beautiful Environments, and Safest and the Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : TannerFrankLand's influence in Topids Stash rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.

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