Population | 1.009 billion |
Capital | Tankiria |
Leader | Sir Cheesebomber the Great |
Currency | Tankar |
Animal | Cat |
The Empire of Tankri is a massive, pleasant nation, ruled by Sir Cheesebomber the Great with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.009 billion Tankrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tankiria. The average income tax rate is 30.6%.
The strong Tankrian economy, worth 65.2 trillion Tankars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 64,637 Tankars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
A rusted hulk in Tankiria harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in the West Pacific, political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, and the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out". Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Tankri's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Tankri is ranked 17,428th in the world and 229th in the West Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring 82.92 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tankri was endorsed by The Endorse Fujai of Dilber.
- : Tankri's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Tankri was endorsed by The Technocratic Federation of Laudesia.
- : Tankri voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Civilian Air Compact"".
- : Following new legislation in Tankri, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out".
- : Following new legislation in Tankri, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
- : Following new legislation in Tankri, political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations.
- : Following new legislation in Tankri, a rusted hulk in Tankiria harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in the West Pacific.
- : Following new legislation in Tankri, hospitals scramble for new disinfectants following a ban on rubbing alcohol.
- : Following new legislation in Tankri, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 14 » Isachile Tum, Bhang Bhang Duc, Overthinkers, Wickedly evil people, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Willow Gate, Twazta, Varanius, Fujai, Corbeil, Pongo Tapanuliensis, Aluminum Oxynitride, Laudesia, and Dilber.