The Empire of Tan Talaba is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Warmaster Kain with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, frequent executions, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.533 billion Tan Talabans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Val Stak. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Tan Talaban economy, worth 789 trillion Bullets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 174,205 Bullets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, the military's primary weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to Eastern Orthodox, criminals are thrown to the Panzers to repay their debt to society, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Tan Talaba. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tan Talaba's national animal is the Panzer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tan Talaba was endorsed by The Grand Federation of Archargentina.
- : Tan Talaba was endorsed by The Republic of Volaire.
- : Following new legislation in Tan Talaba, there's a bright dawn ahead for Tan Talaba.
- : Following new legislation in Tan Talaba, criminals are thrown to the Panzers to repay their debt to society.
- : Tan Talaba endorsed The Republic of UDNS.
- : Tan Talaba endorsed The FNR God-Emperor of Sparsdan.
- : Tan Talaba was endorsed by The Republic of UDNS.
- : Tan Talaba was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Tan Talaba, the military's primary weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to Eastern Orthodox.
- : Tan Talaba was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
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